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Dead center incel
  07/02/19
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Dead center incel
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Dead center incel
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
twisted cerebral space affirmative action
  12/20/20
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Hilarious Digit Ratio People Who Are Hurt
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Umber temple
  08/21/19
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Narrow-minded beady-eyed karate rehab
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
light library
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
marvelous sapphire ceo
  08/21/19
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Very tactful gas station cuckold
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Dashing casino goal in life
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Umber temple
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
marvelous sapphire ceo
  08/21/19
emergency money
Umber temple
  08/21/19
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wonderful translucent hominid
  09/01/19
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contagious ticket booth party of the first part
  03/06/20
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contagious ticket booth party of the first part
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
glittery fuchsia parlor
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Dead center incel
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Cordovan soul-stirring new version
  09/01/19
...
wonderful translucent hominid
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
light library
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Dead center incel
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Very tactful gas station cuckold
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Dead center incel
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Yapping Frisky Nursing Home Gunner
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Dead center incel
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
pearl knife immigrant
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Dead center incel
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
vibrant meetinghouse scourge upon the earth
  09/10/21
great thread
180 mad-dog skullcap
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Dead center incel
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Dead center incel
  04/10/23
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Hilarious Digit Ratio People Who Are Hurt
  04/10/23
i love men
180 mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Dead center incel
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Dead center incel
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Cordovan soul-stirring new version
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Dead center incel
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
French toaster circlehead
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Dead center incel
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Dead center incel
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Dead center incel
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Dead center incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Dead center incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Dead center incel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: twisted cerebral space affirmative action

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Hilarious Digit Ratio People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Umber temple

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed karate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: light library

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: marvelous sapphire ceo

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Very tactful gas station cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Dashing casino goal in life

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Umber temple

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: marvelous sapphire ceo

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Umber temple

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: wonderful translucent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: contagious ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: contagious ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia parlor

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Dead center incel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Cordovan soul-stirring new version

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: wonderful translucent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: light library

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Dead center incel

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Very tactful gas station cuckold

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Dead center incel

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Yapping Frisky Nursing Home Gunner

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Dead center incel

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: pearl knife immigrant

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Dead center incel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: vibrant meetinghouse scourge upon the earth

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: 180 mad-dog skullcap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Dead center incel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Dead center incel

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Hilarious Digit Ratio People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: 180 mad-dog skullcap

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Dead center incel

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Dead center incel

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cordovan soul-stirring new version

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Dead center incel

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: French toaster circlehead

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Dead center incel

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Dead center incel

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Dead center incel

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264493)