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Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
histrionic puce lettuce
  12/20/20
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frozen fortuitous meteor forum
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LJL @ poors
marvelous quadroon goal in life
  08/21/19
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Sapphire filthy space
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Tan Temple
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Aquamarine jap
  08/21/19
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stubborn crystalline cuckold
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Appetizing gas station death wish
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
marvelous quadroon goal in life
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Aquamarine jap
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emergency money
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dead scarlet prole volcanic crater
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white idea he suggested national
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white idea he suggested national
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
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You’re poor
Nofapping Therapy
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
cobalt embarrassed to the bone alpha
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dead scarlet prole volcanic crater
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Tan Temple
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
stubborn crystalline cuckold
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Narrow-minded Garrison
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
alcoholic senate
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
sadistic translucent keepsake machete casino
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great thread
garnet big regret persian
  09/10/21
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Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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  04/10/23
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frozen fortuitous meteor forum
  04/10/23
i love men
garnet big regret persian
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
cobalt embarrassed to the bone alpha
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
boyish balding mad cow disease
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
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  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: histrionic puce lettuce

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: frozen fortuitous meteor forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: marvelous quadroon goal in life

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Sapphire filthy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Tan Temple

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine jap

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: stubborn crystalline cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Appetizing gas station death wish

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: marvelous quadroon goal in life

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine jap

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: marvelous quadroon goal in life

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: dead scarlet prole volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: white idea he suggested national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: white idea he suggested national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Nofapping Therapy

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: cobalt embarrassed to the bone alpha

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: dead scarlet prole volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Tan Temple

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: stubborn crystalline cuckold

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: alcoholic senate

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: sadistic translucent keepsake machete casino

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: garnet big regret persian

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: frozen fortuitous meteor forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: garnet big regret persian

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: cobalt embarrassed to the bone alpha

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: boyish balding mad cow disease

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored kitty cat

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264493)