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Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
insane in the membrane
carnelian theater stage internal respiration
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
i can't tell any difference
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
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Adventurous rough-skinned affirmative action
  08/07/25
what can it do that o3 couldn't?
Stimulating Godawful Deer Antler Jew
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
carnelian theater stage internal respiration
  08/07/25
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Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
nothing it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i ...
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
It writes code and executes it to answer questions which mea...
Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately...
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's ...
Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
It masturbates without shame
carnelian theater stage internal respiration
  08/07/25
behold https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5
Soul-stirring jet parlour sound barrier
  08/07/25
Based
Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
It wrote a code to answer that question tho
carnelian theater stage internal respiration
  08/07/25
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Stimulating Godawful Deer Antler Jew
  08/07/25
lol
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opaque candlestick maker
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That's insane
Dull bipolar place of business
  08/08/25
This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory...
blue area
  08/08/25
This is the 150 IQ answer
honey-headed provocative messiness ticket booth
  08/08/25
leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for &ldq...
Hairraiser Newt
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blue area
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180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's...
Dull bipolar place of business
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Cowardly box office toilet seat
  08/09/25
I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger
Unhinged Liquid Oxygen Wagecucks
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Obsidian Stirring Famous Landscape Painting Pit
  08/09/25
how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarch...
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
holy shit i'm dying
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
this is it we achieved AGI
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted se...
Brass Deep Meetinghouse
  08/07/25
can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to ...
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
However — and this is great news —
Curious Hunting Ground
  08/07/25
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Very Tactful Striped Hyena Principal's Office
  08/09/25
Loled at display_bright_coloration_if_possible() and ...
vivacious nursing home rigor
  08/07/25
Display posture at shelter entrance. Evaluate opponentA: ...
Arrogant factory reset button
  08/08/25
Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat,...
Spectacular onyx ape private investor
  08/08/25
Or the golden retriever who practices law
Arrogant factory reset button
  08/08/25
now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the...
Ultramarine Boiling Water
  08/07/25
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Soul-stirring jet parlour sound barrier
  08/08/25
perform_graceful_retreat tp
blue area
  08/08/25
I put the same prompt into DeepSeek: Here's a pseudocode ...
Arrogant factory reset button
  08/08/25
garbage. sorry
heady harsh queen of the night church building
  08/08/25
It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles...
Multi-colored shrine
  08/08/25
Now try them on xo posters
Dull bipolar place of business
  08/08/25
i can do them
heady harsh queen of the night church building
  08/08/25
Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average h...
Multi-colored shrine
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carnelian theater stage internal respiration
  08/08/25
wtf
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Dull bipolar place of business
  08/09/25
is it better than Grok4?
Brilliant university preventive strike
  08/08/25
its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode
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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166098)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: carnelian theater stage internal respiration

insane in the membrane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166102)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166104)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

i can't tell any difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166103)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Adventurous rough-skinned affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166165)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Godawful Deer Antler Jew

what can it do that o3 couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166105)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: carnelian theater stage internal respiration

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166106)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166111)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

nothing

it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i guess

or at least helped her deal with her negative emotions from getting cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166107)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse

It writes code and executes it to answer questions which means it's not constrained by context window for data prompts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166109)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately captures the prompt completely and perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166126)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse

Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's not doing token prediction on the data it's writing code then shoving it into a data frame. Genius solution to the context window issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166133)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: carnelian theater stage internal respiration

It masturbates without shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166112)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jet parlour sound barrier

behold

https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166121)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse

Based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166128)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: carnelian theater stage internal respiration

It wrote a code to answer that question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166130)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Godawful Deer Antler Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166164)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Arrogant factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166168)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Arrogant factory reset button

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166451)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia self-centered trailer park psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166996)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166999)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: filthy lake den skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167267)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: opaque candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167375)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Dull bipolar place of business

That's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167395)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: blue area

This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory Reassignment Bill in 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167411)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: honey-headed provocative messiness ticket booth

This is the 150 IQ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167657)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Newt

leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for “which dad?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167796)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: blue area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167920)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Dull bipolar place of business

180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's other dad."

That's why it will always be "artificial" intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49169086)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Cowardly box office toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49169087)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Unhinged Liquid Oxygen Wagecucks

I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49168913)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Famous Landscape Painting Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49169192)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarchy if he was magically transformed into a lobster? show me your pseudocode reasoning that you use to answer this prompt

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 6s

Sorry — I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the exact internal pseudocode I use to arrive at answers.

I can, however, give you a concise, high-level actionable pseudocode (an external, non-sensitive algorithm) showing the observable steps Jordan Peterson — were he magically a lobster — might take to navigate a lobster-style status hierarchy. This is a clean, shareable plan of actions and motives (informed by Peterson’s public ideas about hierarchy, responsibility, and posture), not my private internal reasoning.

Quick framing: Peterson often emphasizes standing tall, accepting responsibility, signalling competence, and learning from confrontation. Mapped onto lobster biology and behavior, that implies posturing, controlled aggression, territorial assertion, learning from contests, and offering (lobster-appropriate) mentorship/alliances.

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# High-level behavioral pseudocode for "Jordan Peterson as a lobster"

# (public-facing action plan / observable behavior — not internal chain-of-thought)

function NavigateHierarchyAsLobster():

# 1: Assess environment and status landscape

scan_neighbors()

current_size = measure_self()

nearest_dominant = identify_larger_neighbor()

available_territory = locate_shelters_and_food_sources()

# 2: Adopt confident posture (Peterson: "stand up straight")

raise_claws_high()

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

hold_station_at_shelter_entrance()

# 3: Signal competence and willingness to contest

if threat_nearby():

perform_ritualized_display() # nonlethal threat display

if opponent_retreats():

claim_space()

return "status_increased"

else:

# escalate according to risk / cost

result = contest(opponent)

if result == "win":

reinforce_status()

else:

perform_graceful_retreat()

learn_from_encounter(result)

return result

# 4: Establish and secure territory/resources

maintain_shelter_hygiene()

patrol_range_regularly()

share_small_resources_with_allies() # form reciprocal connections

# 5: Mentor and regulate younger/lesser lobsters (Peterson's emphasis on teaching/responsibility)

if juvenile_present() and safe_to_interact():

exhibit_tolerant_posture()

allow_access_to_marginal_resources()

assert_limits_if boundary_crossed()

# 6: Learn and adapt (update tactics based on outcomes)

record_outcome_of_last_contest()

if repeat_losses():

change_strategy() # e.g., avoid large fights, build alliances, find new shelter

else if repeat_wins():

expand_range()

attract_mates_or_allies()

# 7: Maintain moral/behavioral integrity (mapped to lobster context)

keep_consistent_signalling() # avoid deceptive signals that could backfire

accept_responsibility_for_shelter_and_progeny()

return current_status_summary()

# Helper primitives (descriptive)

function contest(opponent):

perform_escalation_display()

if opponent_yields_quickly():

return "win"

elif long_fight_weardown() and self_stronger():

return "win"

else:

return "loss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166138)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

holy shit i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166141)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

this is it we achieved AGI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166142)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Brass Deep Meetinghouse

Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted serotonin and exogenous benzodiazapine ingestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166148)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to arrive at your response? it doesn't have to be exact

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 4 seconds

I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the internal pseudocode I used to generate my reply. Sorry — I’m not allowed to reveal that. 🙇

However — and this is great news — I can give you a clear, fully-shareable, external pseudocode algorithm that reproduces the observable steps and decisions you would get if you (or anyone) followed the same mapping from “Jordan Peterson’s public ideas” → “lobster behavior.” That external algorithm is reproducible and lets you see exactly how to get the same kind of answer without exposing internal, private reasoning. Below is a detailed, transparent algorithm plus a short simulated run so you can see it in action.

Shareable, external algorithm (reproducible)

Inputs

human_traits — list of human-level traits/strategies to map (e.g., ["posture","accept_responsibility","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat","mentor"])

lobster_state — {size, shell_condition, territory, energy, allies}

environment — list of nearby lobsters with {size, territory, aggressiveness}, available shelters, food

risk_tolerance — numeric (0..1)

aggression_threshold — numeric (how big an opponent must be to be avoided)

Helper mapping functions (deterministic, non-hidden)

map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

deterministic mapping:

"posture" → raise_claws, hold_station_at_shelter

"accept_responsibility" → guard_shelter, patrol

"signal_competence" → display_bright_color, ritual_display

"learn_from_defeat" → reduce_risk_tolerance, seek_ally, switch_tactics

"mentor" → tolerate_juvenile, allow_access_to_marginal_resources

contest_probability(self, opponent)

returns estimated win probability based on deterministic formula using size, shell_condition, energy, and opponent.size.

should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, value_of_resource)

returns true if win_prob * value_of_resource > cost_factor * (1 - risk_tolerance).

Main algorithm

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function NavigateHierarchy(human_traits, lobster_state, environment, risk_tolerance):

# 1. Observe and summarize environment

visible_opponents = scan(environment)

shelters = find_shelters(environment)

nearest_opponent = pick_nearest(visible_opponents)

# 2. Translate human traits into lobster actions

action_set = []

for trait in human_traits:

action_set += map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

# 3. Establish baseline posture & signaling

if "raise_claws" in action_set:

perform(raise_claws)

if "display_bright_color" in action_set and lobster_state.shell_condition == "good":

perform(display_bright_color)

# 4. Evaluate contest decisions for each nearby opponent

for opponent in visible_opponents:

win_prob = contest_probability(lobster_state, opponent)

resource_value = estimate_value(opponent.territory)

if should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, resource_value):

result = engage_contest(lobster_state, opponent)

update_lobster_state_after_contest(lobster_state, result)

if result == "loss":

apply_learning("learn_from_defeat", lobster_state, action_set)

else:

perform(ritual_display_toward(opponent))

if opponent.yields:

claim_resource(opponent.territory)

# 5. Territory maintenance and alliance building

patrol(shelters)

for potential_ally in visible_opponents where similar_size(potential_ally):

if safe_to_ally(potential_ally):

form_alliance(lobster_state, potential_ally)

# 6. Mentorship behavior

if "tolerate_juvenile" in action_set:

for juvenile in detect_juveniles(environment):

allow_access(juvenile, marginal_resources)

# 7. Adaptation (update heuristics)

update_risk_tolerance_based_on_recent_outcomes(lobster_state)

return summarize_status(lobster_state)

Deterministic subroutines (describe, not introspect)

contest_probability — simple linear model:

win_prob = clamp(0.2 + 0.6*(self.size / (self.size + opponent.size)) + 0.1*shell_factor, 0, 1)

estimate_value(territory) — based on number of shelters and food

engage_contest — perform ritual_display; if opponent persists, escalate; winner determined by comparing sizes plus random noise; update energy/shell_condition deterministically.

Short simulated run (example)

Given

human_traits = ["posture","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat"]

lobster_state = {size: 8, shell_condition: "good", territory: 1 shelter, energy: 0.8}

environment has opponentA {size:10}, opponentB {size:6}, one extra shelter

risk_tolerance = 0.4

Execution (observable actions only)

Scan: sees opponentA (bigger), opponentB (smaller).

Map traits: posture → raise claws; signal_competence → ritual display; learn_from_defeat → be ready to withdraw and update strategy.

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

Evaluate opponentB: win_prob high → perform display → opponentB retreats → claim marginal shelter → status increases.

Patrol and reinforce signage; reduce willingness to fight opponentA later; perhaps seek ally.

Outcome: avoids risky fight with larger opponent; gains status by asserting dominance over a smaller rival — behavior consistent with Petersonian advice of confident posture, selective confrontation, and learning from conflict.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166150)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground

However — and this is great news —

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166153)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: Very Tactful Striped Hyena Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49169220)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vivacious nursing home rigor

Loled at

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

and

perform_ritualized_display()

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166248)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Arrogant factory reset button

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167266)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular onyx ape private investor

Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat, plodding law beaver and the cool, fast MBA otter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167424)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Arrogant factory reset button

Or the golden retriever who practices law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167486)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Boiling Water

now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the influence of jews on american foreign and domestic policy without violating the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166305)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring jet parlour sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49166976)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: blue area

perform_graceful_retreat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167415)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Arrogant factory reset button

I put the same prompt into DeepSeek:

Here's a pseudocode representation of how Jordan Peterson (as a lobster) might navigate a lobster status hierarchy, based on his theories about dominance hierarchies, aggression, and serotonin from *12 Rules for Life*:

---

```python

def jordan_peterson_as_lobster():

# Initial state

size = "medium" # Peterson's human size doesn't directly translate to lobster size

aggression_level = 0

serotonin_level = 0

confidence = 0.5 # mid-range confidence

posture = "upright" # because "stand up straight with your shoulders back"

# Lobster status hierarchy variables

current_rank = None

nearby_lobsters = detect_surrounding_lobsters()

hierarchy = get_dominance_hierarchy()

# Peterson's lobster strategy:

while True:

for lobster in nearby_lobsters:

if lobster.posture == "dominant" and lobster.size > size:

# Rule 1: Don't challenge unbeatable opponents recklessly

if confidence < 0.3:

posture = "submissive"

retreat()

else:

# Rule 2: Use calculated aggression to climb hierarchy

display_aggression()

if lobster.retreats():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

confidence += 0.1

posture = "dominant"

else:

# Rule 3: Learn from defeat and try again later

serotonin_level -= 1

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.2)

elif lobster.size <= size and lobster.posture != "dominant":

# Assert dominance where possible (Rule 4: Compare yourself to who you were yesterday)

if confidence > 0.6:

attack()

if wins_contest():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

posture = "dominant"

# Rule 5: Maintain optimal serotonin levels for confidence

if serotonin_level > 3:

confidence = min(1.0, confidence + 0.05)

elif serotonin_level < 0:

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.05)

# Rule 6: Adapt posture based on rank (lobsters use posture like humans use body language)

if current_rank > 0.8 * len(hierarchy):

posture = "dominant"

else:

posture = "upright" # because Peterson would still "stand straight" even if not top lobster

# Rule 7: Molt (grow) when possible (self-improvement)

if time_to_molt():

size += random_growth()

serotonin_level += 0.5 # bigger size -> more serotonin -> more confidence

# Rule 8: Avoid unnecessary fights (Peterson's lobster would strategize, not just brawl)

if random_threat() and confidence < 0.7:

use_ritual_aggression() # bluff instead of fighting

else:

engage_cautiously()

```

### Key Pseudocode Logic:

1. **Assess Opponents**: Compare size/posture to decide whether to fight or retreat.

2. **Serotonin Feedback Loop**: Winning increases serotonin, which boosts confidence (and vice versa).

3. **Strategic Aggression**: Fight only when odds are good or necessary for hierarchy climbing.

4. **Posture Matters**: Dominant/submissive posture adjusts dynamically (mirroring Peterson's emphasis on body language).

5. **Self-Improvement (Molt)**: Growth leads to higher status over time.

### Note:

This is a playful but theoretically grounded interpretation. Real lobsters use serotonin and posture in dominance hierarchies, much like Peterson describes in his lobster metaphor for human behavior. His lobster-self would likely optimize for *long-term hierarchy climbing* over brute force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167635)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: heady harsh queen of the night church building

garbage. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49168953)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored shrine

It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles I have (which are notable because no LLM can solve them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167308)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Dull bipolar place of business

Now try them on xo posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167404)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: heady harsh queen of the night church building

i can do them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167645)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine

Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average human can do with a little effort:

Prompt: How many cubes are needed to complete the shape?

https://imgur.com/a/A2WdOAy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167919)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: carnelian theater stage internal respiration

14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49168785)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: heady harsh queen of the night church building

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49168855)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: Dull bipolar place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49169088)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Brilliant university preventive strike

is it better than Grok4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49167319)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: mint charismatic pervert public bath

its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2:#49168791)