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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
purple shitlib goyim
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
  10/24/14
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bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
alcoholic diverse turdskin
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
alcoholic diverse turdskin
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
alcoholic diverse turdskin
  10/25/14
yea, yep
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  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
narrow-minded appetizing range
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
alcoholic diverse turdskin
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180
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  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
alcoholic diverse turdskin
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
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  10/25/14
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: sable school

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: bisexual dilemma international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: purple shitlib goyim

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: purple shitlib goyim

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded appetizing range

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy boltzmann native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Insanely creepy boltzmann native

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Titillating amethyst address circlehead

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse turdskin

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: bipolar keepsake machete

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Abnormal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: ivory adventurous gaping macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: claret splenetic resort jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: filthy dragon

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: claret splenetic resort jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: ivory adventurous gaping macaca

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: cerise 180 ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Violent university sandwich

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: concupiscible onyx useless brakes hissy fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Bateful emerald piazza

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy pit

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: primrose contagious market digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Trip marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Bateful emerald piazza

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: smoky jew giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: bronze stimulating hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Mentally impaired faggot firefighter theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: primrose contagious market digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#49331937)