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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks
| Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive | 10/06/21 |
| Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive | 12/21/24 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 11/11/25 |
| Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action | 10/06/21 |
| Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive | 10/06/21 |
| Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action | 10/06/21 |
| Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive | 10/06/21 |
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| Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive | 10/06/21 |
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| Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action | 10/07/21 |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233453) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48471695) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#49422161) |
Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233468) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive *texts back*
Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this. |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *Opens email* *No attachment*
"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.
Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.
Thank," |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive *forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*
*sends separate email*
This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no response* *calls partner but no answer*
"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?" |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM Author: bipolar abnormal dingle berry orchestra pit i'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233560) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.
*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs* |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Bateful crusty hairy legs uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234277) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286057) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive *hour passes by, 9 PM hits*
*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*
Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again. |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Ruby place of business private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234278) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM Author: Brindle magical digit ratio Jfc I’m triggered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234333) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive "Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.
If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *gets erection*
"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."
*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother* |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: aggressive corner wrinkle This was a nice therapy session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234265) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM Author: Bateful crusty hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234282) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: razzmatazz fluffy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234369) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235591) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action "Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.
Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday." |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.
Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.
Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot! |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237106) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237451) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*
Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams. |
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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43243830) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Hi. Checking in. Thx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43246148) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43247441) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM Author: Dull thriller internal respiration affirmative action *Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails* *Calls recruiter*
"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"
Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].
"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."
Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.
*Goes back into a coma* |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM Author: Brindle magical digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43248125) |
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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: Mind-boggling brethren scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43249832) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286001) |
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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48303631) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM Author: snowy giraffe headpube PTSD triggered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234287) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM Author: Wonderful judgmental mexican you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235621) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235643) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM Author: snowy giraffe headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237143) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM Author: Spruce stubborn potus hesitated clicking
continued to read anyway
fuck my ass |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Thanks for reading! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43247461) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286063) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM Author: razzmatazz fluffy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43248835) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM Author: exhilarant cocky people who are hurt home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43248915) |
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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43249812) |
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#46949313) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48279421) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: Chestnut floppy range Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48471697) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM Author: Purple self-absorbed trailer park depressive Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48472891) |