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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Titillating business firm
  02/22/12
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Rebellious toilet seat
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Unholy foreskin
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
violent hell wagecucks
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Unholy foreskin
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
diverse set
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
curious hideous windowlicker
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Unholy foreskin
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
curious hideous windowlicker
  02/22/12
u jelly
Unholy foreskin
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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violent hell wagecucks
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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  02/23/12
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violent hell wagecucks
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Titillating business firm
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Burgundy exciting casino
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
adulterous effete round eye
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
violent hell wagecucks
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
offensive nursing home nibblets
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
violent hell wagecucks
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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violent hell wagecucks
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boyish poppy cruise ship pisswyrm
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
mustard deranged faggotry hall
  02/25/12
cr
aromatic plaza
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Titillating business firm
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
medicated library
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violent hell wagecucks
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
outnumbered lemon tanning salon macaca
  03/31/12
great american novelist
violent hell wagecucks
  10/26/12
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Irradiated Theater
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Titillating business firm
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
unhinged prole yarmulke
  11/20/12
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sienna puppy
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
sienna puppy
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
adulterous effete round eye
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
aromatic plaza
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
unhinged prole yarmulke
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violent hell wagecucks
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Charismatic property friendly grandma
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Metal Sweet Tailpipe
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
medicated library
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Titillating business firm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Rebellious toilet seat



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Unholy foreskin

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: violent hell wagecucks

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Unholy foreskin

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: diverse set

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: curious hideous windowlicker

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Unholy foreskin

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: curious hideous windowlicker

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Unholy foreskin

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Salmon stirring school

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: violent hell wagecucks



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: rambunctious psychic stag film

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: violent hell wagecucks



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Titillating business firm

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Burgundy exciting casino

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: adulterous effete round eye

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: violent hell wagecucks

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: offensive nursing home nibblets

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: violent hell wagecucks

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating business firm

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2:#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: violent hell wagecucks



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: boyish poppy cruise ship pisswyrm



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: mustard deranged faggotry hall

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: aromatic plaza

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Titillating business firm

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: medicated library

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: violent hell wagecucks



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: outnumbered lemon tanning salon macaca

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: violent hell wagecucks

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Titillating business firm

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: unhinged prole yarmulke

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: sienna puppy



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: sienna puppy

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: adulterous effete round eye

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic plaza

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: unhinged prole yarmulke

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: violent hell wagecucks



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Charismatic property friendly grandma

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Metal Sweet Tailpipe

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: aromatic plaza

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: unhinged prole yarmulke



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jade deer antler boiling water



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Gaped native pozpig



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: sapphire sound barrier



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: medicated library

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing genital piercing university

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: sapphire sound barrier



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored impressive box office



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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