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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
twisted mad cow disease
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Sugar Ray*
aqua twinkling uncleanness fanboi
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
twisted mad cow disease
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
twisted mad cow disease
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She never responds
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swollen liquid oxygen
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Fuck off dude
Beady-eyed Corn Cake School
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
Avocado Angry Ratface Mental Disorder
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
Beady-eyed Corn Cake School
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
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Promising
bearded community account
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
gold low-t parlour generalized bond
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CR joke is on this fgt
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orange degenerate gunner
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: aqua twinkling uncleanness fanboi

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theatre main people

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring federal keepsake machete

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Charismatic up-to-no-good gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Corn Cake School

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Avocado Angry Ratface Mental Disorder

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Corn Cake School

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Avocado Angry Ratface Mental Disorder

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Motley Dilemma Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Offensive cowardly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: pungent provocative regret field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded den

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bearded community account

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: gold low-t parlour generalized bond

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: pungent provocative regret field

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: gold low-t parlour generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Appetizing institution



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Thriller home



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Offensive cowardly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: pungent provocative regret field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: brass garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: black useless brakes heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: lemon bull headed circlehead corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: orange degenerate gunner

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Appetizing institution

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Cerebral lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Motley Dilemma Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Cerebral lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking bipolar nowag feces



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Rusted effete kitchen scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: unhinged chocolate blood rage crackhouse



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: twisted mad cow disease



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: odious sandwich



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral lay masturbator



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#49245727)