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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| Multi-colored Chocolate Sound Barrier Parlor | 08/28/25 |
| vibrant splenetic locus feces | 08/28/25 |
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| Multi-colored Chocolate Sound Barrier Parlor | 08/28/25 |
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| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/29/25 |
| maniacal racy area deer antler | 08/29/25 |
| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/29/25 |
| maniacal racy area deer antler | 08/29/25 |
| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/29/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
| ungodly sick market | 08/28/25 |
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| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/28/25 |
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| maniacal racy area deer antler | 08/29/25 |
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| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/29/25 |
| ungodly sick market | 08/29/25 |
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| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 08/29/25 |
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| ungodly sick market | 08/29/25 |
| Seedy exhilarant parlour organic girlfriend | 08/29/25 |
| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 09/01/25 |
| Dull cocky space associate | 09/01/25 |
| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 09/01/25 |
| Dull cocky space associate | 09/01/25 |
| lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 09/01/25 |
| hyperactive lascivious black woman | 09/01/25 |
| ungodly sick market | 09/01/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
| Trip hyperventilating people who are hurt | 09/01/25 |
| ungodly sick market | 09/01/25 |
| Candy Ride | 09/12/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Multi-colored Chocolate Sound Barrier Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: vibrant splenetic locus feces lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Multi-colored Chocolate Sound Barrier Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Seedy exhilarant parlour organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: stimulating house place of business that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Multi-colored Chocolate Sound Barrier Parlor pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Deranged Masturbator Bawdyhouse and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: stimulating house place of business 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: maniacal racy area deer antler 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: maniacal racy area deer antler Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: ungodly sick market Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: hyperactive lascivious black woman Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: ungodly sick market I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Seedy exhilarant parlour organic girlfriend lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Seedy exhilarant parlour organic girlfriend what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Aqua Ceo three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Spruce glittery field It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: turquoise corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: provocative flesh milk windowlicker Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Odious persian mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: thriller drunken roommate Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Dull cocky space associate im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: turquoise corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: slap-happy pocket flask Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Dull cocky space associate two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: maniacal racy area deer antler The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Ultramarine unholy trailer park LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: ungodly sick market "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: thriller drunken roommate The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: opaque boyish nibblets lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: swashbuckling quadroon nursing home Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: ungodly sick market I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Seedy exhilarant parlour organic girlfriend this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Dull cocky space associate xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Dull cocky space associate the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: lilac passionate scourge upon the earth candlestick maker It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: hyperactive lascivious black woman Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: ungodly sick market Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Trip hyperventilating people who are hurt Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: ungodly sick market Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608) |