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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
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Bright Alcoholic Heaven
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amber theater dopamine
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Burgundy Disturbing Pit
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Boom
Histrionic shimmering shrine
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Histrionic shimmering shrine
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Histrionic shimmering shrine
  12/17/25
Incredible
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
boom lives
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Burgundy Disturbing Pit
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Seedy piazza athletic conference
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Histrionic shimmering shrine
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
wmtp
Walnut theatre
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Vermilion Garrison
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Vermilion Garrison
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Vermilion Garrison
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Chestnut Pisswyrm
  12/17/25
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Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
evan39
razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Bright Alcoholic Heaven
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
razzle laser beams
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
razzle laser beams
  12/17/25
who are you
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
razzle laser beams
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
cerise vigorous locus
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
razzle laser beams
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
razzle laser beams
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
razzle laser beams
  12/18/25
whokobe
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Chestnut Pisswyrm
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Chestnut Pisswyrm
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
violent wrinkle
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
violent wrinkle
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
violent wrinkle
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/17/25
(n00b)
violent wrinkle
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
diverse confused mad cow disease temple
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
violet nursing home rigpig
  12/18/25
Stfu
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
cruel-hearted karate
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Coral Round Eye Brethren
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Beady-eyed avocado becky fat ankles
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Appetizing senate volcanic crater
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol
  12/18/25
Thanks.
diverse confused mad cow disease temple
  12/18/25
Boom
Comical station hairy legs
  12/18/25
whokebe
Ruby domesticated regret lay
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bright Alcoholic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: amber theater dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Burgundy Disturbing Pit

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Histrionic shimmering shrine

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Histrionic shimmering shrine

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Histrionic shimmering shrine

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Burgundy Disturbing Pit

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Seedy piazza athletic conference

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Histrionic shimmering shrine

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Walnut theatre

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Garrison

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Garrison

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Garrison

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Chestnut Pisswyrm

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Bright Alcoholic Heaven

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cerise vigorous locus

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: razzle laser beams

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Chestnut Pisswyrm

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Pisswyrm

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: violent wrinkle

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: violent wrinkle

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: violent wrinkle

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: violent wrinkle

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: diverse confused mad cow disease temple

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: violet nursing home rigpig

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted karate

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Coral Round Eye Brethren

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed avocado becky fat ankles

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Appetizing senate volcanic crater

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dun cerebral kitty cat pistol

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: diverse confused mad cow disease temple

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Comical station hairy legs

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Ruby domesticated regret lay

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)