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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Contagious boistinker round eye
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
anal sanctuary hairy legs
  08/28/25
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Contagious boistinker round eye
  08/28/25
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azure fighting jewess
  08/28/25
that's it?
coral cowardly persian
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Contagious boistinker round eye
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Beady-eyed goyim ape
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
coral cowardly persian
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
cracking stage
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
razzmatazz haunting hall
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
cracking stage
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
razzmatazz haunting hall
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
cracking stage
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
Happy?
Offensive hell rigpig
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
cracking stage
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
azure fighting jewess
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
cracking stage
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
azure fighting jewess
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Fishy concupiscible windowlicker tanning salon
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
lascivious hominid
  08/28/25
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Primrose soul-stirring people who are hurt
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
outnumbered forum nowag
  08/29/25
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Histrionic abode skinny woman
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
sienna lay filthpig
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Racy meetinghouse indirect expression
  08/29/25
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Primrose soul-stirring people who are hurt
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Clear appetizing volcanic crater
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Racy meetinghouse indirect expression
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
razzmatazz haunting hall
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
awkward exhilarant rehab jew
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
cracking stage
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
sienna lay filthpig
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
cracking stage
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
chestnut station
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Fragrant Amber Fortuitous Meteor Ratface
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
azure fighting jewess
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
cracking stage
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Racy meetinghouse indirect expression
  09/01/25
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cracking stage
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Racy meetinghouse indirect expression
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
cracking stage
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Offensive hell rigpig
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Indecent internal respiration
  09/01/25
Fuck you
nubile spot antidepressant drug
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Contagious boistinker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: anal sanctuary hairy legs

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Contagious boistinker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: azure fighting jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: coral cowardly persian

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Contagious boistinker round eye

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim ape

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: coral cowardly persian

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cracking stage

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz haunting hall

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cracking stage

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz haunting hall

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: cracking stage

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Offensive hell rigpig

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: cracking stage

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: azure fighting jewess

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cracking stage

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: azure fighting jewess

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Fishy concupiscible windowlicker tanning salon

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: lascivious hominid

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Primrose soul-stirring people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: outnumbered forum nowag

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Histrionic abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sienna lay filthpig

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Racy meetinghouse indirect expression

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Primrose soul-stirring people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Clear appetizing volcanic crater

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Racy meetinghouse indirect expression

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz haunting hall

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: awkward exhilarant rehab jew

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cracking stage

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: sienna lay filthpig

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cracking stage

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: chestnut station

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Fortuitous Meteor Ratface

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: azure fighting jewess

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cracking stage

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Racy meetinghouse indirect expression

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cracking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Racy meetinghouse indirect expression

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cracking stage

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Offensive hell rigpig

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Indecent internal respiration

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: nubile spot antidepressant drug

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839)