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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: milky factory reset button halford One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: amber tanning salon puppy https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: milky factory reset button halford Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: domesticated maniacal sound barrier 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: milky factory reset button halford Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: underhanded useless brakes range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Shimmering selfie scourge upon the earth alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: cordovan internet-worthy gaping knife anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: amber tanning salon puppy everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: cordovan internet-worthy gaping knife so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: amber tanning salon puppy (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: cordovan internet-worthy gaping knife It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: amber tanning salon puppy more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: hairraiser church building people who are hurt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: amber tanning salon puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Startling Tank Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: underhanded useless brakes range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Shimmering selfie scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: garnet national security agency dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Flushed pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: violent chocolate chapel son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: amber tanning salon puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: amber tanning salon puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Alcoholic Main People https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: magenta step-uncle's house keepsake machete SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Pearly property rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: umber rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Electric Arrogant Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Soul-stirring theater mad cow disease The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Seedy Blue Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Self-centered Passionate Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: violent chocolate chapel son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: wine house-broken pisswyrm Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: ruddy unhinged fanboi QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Impertinent Hissy Fit Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: frisky crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Pearly property rigor (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Infuriating set pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Infuriating set pervert The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Shimmering selfie scourge upon the earth it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: frisky crotch when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Shimmering selfie scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Pearly property rigor (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213065) |