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I have a yard sale going on and I hired some dumb bitch to manage it. taking Qs

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avocado parlor
  08/29/25
Lol at hiring a middle man to sell your used cum rags to Mex...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
now that i am old it makes sense to outsource this shit and ...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
I’m sure the middle man will steal sufficient profits ...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
its really the opposite even if she makes a killing off of o...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
The best I can do on this used can opener is 3 cents
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
I’ll pay 3 agoras, my friend (That’s a shekel...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
"Shekel" in pre-Judaic antiquity was a unit of wei...
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
Agora isn’t the classical word. It means piece. Maybe ...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
You might enjoy this if you can find a copy of it https://p...
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
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avocado parlor
  08/29/25
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mint stirring feces
  08/29/25
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Plum home
  08/29/25
if it's worth enough then have an auction house/estate sale ...
buff curious rigor
  08/29/25
worth it to not deal with proles who endlessly haggle
big deer antler ladyboy
  08/29/25
It’s better to just not do a yard sale. Throw out or d...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
, bellowed the power goy
mint stirring feces
  08/29/25
https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=JqpTZgjfWmPqRqGG ?
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
EDIT: This question has been revoked as fulano has chosen to...
mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park
  08/29/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673471&mc=87&a...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
Not opening that
mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park
  08/29/25
Which items for sale are you sad to see go
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
nothing. we have a lot of stuff that we just outgrew or dont...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
wow look at this fucking baller with his sofas
cream razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap university
  08/29/25
i have a lot of sofas. this is well documented here. idk why...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
Hermes? Tahoe?
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
This is going great. only pure trash left. they keep coming.
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
Describe the trash
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
weird ugly pots and paintings. some rugs
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
Anything good re paintings? I have some Weird ugly pots but ...
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
no. sale has been going since 9. anything there right now is...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
cee arr
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
why are you doing it on a friday morning?
Unhinged scarlet church
  08/29/25
sincere garage sale freaks do this on fridays to beat the ri...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
wtf? ive meet some of these "people." ghastly. ...
Unhinged scarlet church
  08/29/25
There are no "couch experts" ime Nobody looks or ...
Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
this is the point of the thread - tag sale lady presells the...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
straights tend to have "a guy" that can scrounge u...
Unhinged scarlet church
  08/29/25
jews have a "heeb" who can scrounge up a deal on a...
Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
i know a good heeb that can draft a chametz contract over th...
Unhinged scarlet church
  08/29/25
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Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
We have a "guy" for absolutely everything - electr...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
*fulano calling up yardsale shrew broker thursday afternoon ...
Unhinged scarlet church
  08/29/25
Why do you keep mentioning “chopsticks” lol.
concupiscible weed whacker resort
  08/29/25
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norrusu aturantidu
  09/21/25
Do you do any work at all?
arousing national clown
  08/29/25
I don't really get yard sales. If something is actually wort...
Spruce shrine
  08/29/25
It seems like the deeal ITT is there is a subculture of carn...
mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park
  08/29/25
I don't want randos coming to me haggling over 10 cents on a...
avocado parlor
  08/29/25
poasting stuff for sale online takes time/sorting/effort too...
buff curious rigor
  08/29/25
twist: and that dumb bitches name was fulano
Ruby disgusting degenerate
  08/29/25
Lmao at buying used furniture from an old poop eating groome...
buck-toothed tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
In what wold would you ever hire a woman to do anything beyo...
Slippery wonderful foreskin kitty
  08/31/25
Op reports to a woman at work
buck-toothed tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
Women are meant for these pedantic tasks
avocado parlor
  08/31/25


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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: avocado parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221323)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

Lol at hiring a middle man to sell your used cum rags to Mexicans for $1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221328)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: avocado parlor

now that i am old it makes sense to outsource this shit and spend more time posting.

we have a couple high ticket items that i wouldnt be ab,le to sell to these randoms who are coming to buy a can opener for 5 cents so it will be worth it overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221341)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

I’m sure the middle man will steal sufficient profits on the high ticket items to make it not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221345)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: avocado parlor

its really the opposite even if she makes a killing off of our stuff. we looked into consignment and you have to pay them to house it plus a ridiculous commission. first dibs online is also like 35% or something. this bitch has a following and can rid us of things we dont need with much less cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221360)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

The best I can do on this used can opener is 3 cents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221350)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

I’ll pay 3 agoras, my friend

(That’s a shekel cent for those who don’t know)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221359)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

"Shekel" in pre-Judaic antiquity was a unit of weight. The Sumerian root for it literally means "weight" iirc

Learned this recently to no real benefit. It's maybe odd that Weight supersedes Gathering (agora) though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221390)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

Agora isn’t the classical word. It means piece. Maybe they’re linked though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221402)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

You might enjoy this if you can find a copy of it

https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/distributed/W/bo156865921.html

The starter bit is a whole sequence on the Jewish alphabet from a Judeophile Catholic perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221422)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: avocado parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221376)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: mint stirring feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221392)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Plum home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222470)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: buff curious rigor

if it's worth enough then have an auction house/estate sale company take it and sell it. if it's crap you just want to get rid of then do a garage sale and get whatever $ ppl will give you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221823)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: big deer antler ladyboy

worth it to not deal with proles who endlessly haggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221354)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

It’s better to just not do a yard sale. Throw out or donate or give away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221363)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: mint stirring feces

, bellowed the power goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221395)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=JqpTZgjfWmPqRqGG ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221400)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park

EDIT: This question has been revoked as fulano has chosen to SKIP IT & ramble endlessly about sofas below instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221346)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: avocado parlor

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673471&mc=87&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221410)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park

Not opening that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221416)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

Which items for sale are you sad to see go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221352)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: avocado parlor

nothing. we have a lot of stuff that we just outgrew or dont really like. and a lot of shit that was just given to us over teh years like my $10,000 sofas. i dont need them. plus people keep giving us more $10,000 sofas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221372)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: cream razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap university

wow look at this fucking baller with his sofas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221381)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: avocado parlor

i have a lot of sofas. this is well documented here. idk why but people keep giving me sofas. im sitting right now on one of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221388)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

Hermes? Tahoe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221394)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: avocado parlor

This is going great. only pure trash left. they keep coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221813)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

Describe the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221814)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: avocado parlor

weird ugly pots and paintings. some rugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221835)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

Anything good re paintings? I have some Weird ugly pots but I put them in a tea cabinet for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221840)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: avocado parlor

no. sale has been going since 9. anything there right now is straight trash for retarded people like used chinese takeaway chopstick level trash.

big stuff like patio furniture was gone in pre sale. dbg and ngree pumo dont knwo what they are talking about.

note though for your wives - go to garage sales on FRIDAY morning at 9am. shit is pure trash by saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221856)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

cee arr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221908)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet church

why are you doing it on a friday morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221844)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: avocado parlor

sincere garage sale freaks do this on fridays to beat the riff raff.

our high priestess of tag saleing sent out a bat signal to her fans saying this house is for real come and get it while its hot. they did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221865)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet church

wtf? ive meet some of these "people." ghastly.

i figured for 10k couches youd want to catch the non-experts aimlessly meandering on a saturday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221904)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house trust fund

There are no "couch experts" ime

Nobody looks or even buys designer funiture atm. Another lost art coopted by local gays 🫤

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221932)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: avocado parlor

this is the point of the thread - tag sale lady presells the good stuff, sits here with the forks and chopsticks.

i actually bought an entire patio thing from her presale once. jus ttold her we need some deck chairs and a table and the offer was made to us.

to get that you have to have a relationship though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221968)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet church

straights tend to have "a guy" that can scrounge up a good deal on shit like auto parts or whiskey. it's no surprise that gays and gals have "a gal" that can scrounge up lightly used designer trinkets, kitchen supplies, and furntiure exclusively for those in-the-know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222005)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

jews have a "heeb" who can scrounge up a deal on a good quality citron fruit or a used sukkah set or some string to trick god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222049)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet church

i know a good heeb that can draft a chametz contract over the phone if you forgot about some cake in the freezer and you want to trick god into it being ok for you to keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222098)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Fishy Exciting Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222465)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: avocado parlor

We have a "guy" for absolutely everything - electronics, plumbing, cabinetry. this is the third yard sale we have had with this woman in 15 years bc people keep giving us shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222111)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet church

*fulano calling up yardsale shrew broker thursday afternoon donning hyper gay affect*

"hey queeeeeeeeeeeeeen how you doin' giiiiiiirl? you got any hot deals on mid century fall rugs comin' up tomorrow hun?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222121)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker resort

Why do you keep mentioning “chopsticks” lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222226)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: norrusu aturantidu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49288694)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: arousing national clown

Do you do any work at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49221924)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Spruce shrine

I don't really get yard sales. If something is actually worth money, throw it on Craigslist or FB Marketplace. Donate the rest.

Spending countless hours sorting and pricing all your junk just to make a couple hundred bucks seems a bit foolish. I sometimes shop garage sales and they seem to have not enough customers to make it worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222178)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy philosopher-king trailer park

It seems like the deeal ITT is there is a subculture of carnies that travel around corralled by "some dumb bitch" who require deals on pottery barn stuff on friday mornings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222210)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: avocado parlor

I don't want randos coming to me haggling over 10 cents on a tennis racket .

I'm kind of shocked at how few of you get this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222313)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: buff curious rigor

poasting stuff for sale online takes time/sorting/effort too. At least with garage sales you can hang out for a weekend morning and larp as a flea market dirt merchant for a few hours. It’s an activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49223126)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Ruby disgusting degenerate

twist: and that dumb bitches name was fulano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49222479)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed tanning salon scourge upon the earth

Lmao at buying used furniture from an old poop eating groomer

Did anyone run a black light over this trash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49226174)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Slippery wonderful foreskin kitty

In what wold would you ever hire a woman to do anything beyond sex work and and even men are better at sex work btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49226179)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed tanning salon scourge upon the earth

Op reports to a woman at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49226181)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: avocado parlor

Women are meant for these pedantic tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2:#49226222)