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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM Author: Slimy harsh parlour coffee pot i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49581978) |
Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM Author: Chest-beating honey-headed range now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now
the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: azure national community account This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582002) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Multi-colored place of business business firm I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582036) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Bistre Deranged Spot Yarmulke Subtle Ethan Frome bashing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582011) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac bronze plaza cuckoldry By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.
The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"
What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?
Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way? |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Bistre Deranged Spot Yarmulke The black literature was even worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582047) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Emerald tanning salon Invisible man was pretty good IRC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584207) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM Author: sickened ratface main people "I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"
And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: haunting mahogany wagecucks mad cow disease he sounds smart to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584177) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: free-loading office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584673) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Aphrodisiac bronze plaza cuckoldry It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582013) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Naked death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582026) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: azure national community account Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582029) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Disgusting fuchsia base twinkling uncleanness the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.
their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM Author: Maize stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582332) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM Author: free-loading office ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582710) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM Author: Maize stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582749) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: free-loading office that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582955) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Maize stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582965) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: free-loading office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584373) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM Author: Disgusting fuchsia base twinkling uncleanness ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588267) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM Author: Maize stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588335) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM Author: tripping shaky bawdyhouse Latin and Greek are dumb and gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582347) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM Author: Filthy bbw corn cake the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582245) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Pale exciting boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582348) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM Author: Provocative transparent pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582502) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: thriller lime becky haunted graveyard I like this theory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584173) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Sapphire arousing cumskin (flunked matrix algebra) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584204) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: excitant pistol den "In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."
https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968 |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Sapphire arousing cumskin not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584436) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: Filthy bbw corn cake I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588273) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM Author: Sapphire arousing cumskin The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582258) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: duck-like elastic band Bro thats how you ended up pumo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582033) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed bright parlor candlestick maker It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582042) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: free-loading office thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582054) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: alcoholic whorehouse american authors yes, you gotta read non-american (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582057) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Hairless slate dog poop Retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582232) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Bearded menage Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582262) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: thriller lime becky haunted graveyard Real retarded sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49584174) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Crimson jet-lagged site background story I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582060) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: Naked death wish what books would you recommend instead ?
id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Sapphire arousing cumskin Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582251) |
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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM Author: soul-stirring locale sound barrier teachers should go before the school boards in open session and tell them the books they are going to require for each class and why before every school year, perhaps before every semester |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM Author: sickened ratface main people Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582336) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM Author: bateful state circlehead why do you write this way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582508) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: soul-stirring locale sound barrier why do you write so much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49583325) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: appetizing glassy casino dysfunction I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.
like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Church Building Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582780) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: free-loading office Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Church Building Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588311) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Naked death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49582991) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Aquamarine godawful institution mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49583332) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Emerald tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49586151) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Aquamarine godawful institution mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49586161) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Shivering diverse prole stead You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588315) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Awkward ape totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.
also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.
i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening
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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: Maize stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2:#49588345) |