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The reason we have oil is because there was nothing that could eat early plants

For millions of years we had all these plants growing everyw...
effete diverse gaping
  01/06/26
i'm probably wrong about this but i thought that coal was cr...
Spectacular burgundy native
  01/06/26
That's correct but the trees and the coal happened later. RE...
Provocative crackhouse
  01/06/26
the OP seemed to suggest that plants preceded bacteria.
Spectacular burgundy native
  01/06/26
There were billions of lifeforms preying upon each other, bu...
Provocative crackhouse
  01/06/26
again, i could be dead wrong but i think your claim is wrong...
Spectacular burgundy native
  01/06/26
I thought it was the reverse - we had a bunch of leftover an...
effete diverse gaping
  01/06/26
i could be wrong.
Spectacular burgundy native
  01/06/26
Same
effete diverse gaping
  01/06/26
Nsam is a retarded queer https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
curious deep church building codepig
  01/07/26
wait i thought oil came from dinosaurs
Mind-boggling Love Of Her Life Location
  01/06/26
The oil cums iut of whok's ass when i fuck it (he uses a lot...
Gay stimulating digit ratio
  01/06/26
Dinosaurs are fake. We had tons of megafauna leaving bones i...
Provocative crackhouse
  01/06/26
how do I get in on this racket, will bleached chicken bones ...
carnelian house-broken plaza coldplay fan
  01/06/26
You have to own the property where it was "dug up."...
Provocative crackhouse
  01/06/26
Oil is made from sinners in hell.
Bull headed flirting pozpig
  01/06/26
Crazy how easy it is to spot a nsam thread
Charismatic Queen Of The Night Stain
  01/06/26
I believe that oil is of primordial origins and was bestowed...
Smoky Multi-colored Property Pisswyrm
  01/06/26


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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: effete diverse gaping

For millions of years we had all these plants growing everywhere just like today, but there were no insects or worms that ate them when they died. Nor any bacteria. For millions of years, plants would die but never decompose. How much would that suck? Eventually all that plant matter got crushed into the earth's crust and turned into this black carbon goop. If any worms had existed way back then we'd have no oil today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568047)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy native

i'm probably wrong about this but i thought that coal was created because the lignin created by trees couldn't decompose at that time, but that oil was created earlier when life died in low-oxygen settings. iow, there were plenty of bacteria that could have decomposed the algae and plankton that became oil but the bacteria couldn't do that in the low-O2 environments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568066)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

That's correct but the trees and the coal happened later. RE oxygen that's also true but the effect is the same: no bacteria could decompose these plants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568068)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy native

the OP seemed to suggest that plants preceded bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568090)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

There were billions of lifeforms preying upon each other, but none of them had eaten a plant before. There were worms and arthropods and bacteria but they couldn't digest plants any better than you can digest plastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568119)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy native

again, i could be dead wrong but i think your claim is wrong. bacteria could decompose plants when plants first arose.

what bacteria could not originally do is decompose lignin created by trees but that was much later in time. that's how we got coal.

the leading theory about oil, on the other hand, was that it was organic material that failed to decompose because it happened to die in low oxygen environments.

am i wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568134)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: effete diverse gaping

I thought it was the reverse - we had a bunch of leftover anaerobic bacteria that couldn't cope with all the free oxygen these plants were releasing. I don't know what anaerobic environment was full of plants back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568138)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy native

i could be wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: effete diverse gaping

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568142)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 3:18 AM
Author: curious deep church building codepig

Nsam is a retarded queer https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149257&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568348)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Love Of Her Life Location

wait i thought oil came from dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568067)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Gay stimulating digit ratio

The oil cums iut of whok's ass when i fuck it (he uses a lot rf lube)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568071)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Dinosaurs are fake. We had tons of megafauna leaving bones in the soil that got turned up when the glaciers retreated though Montana. Just find any old bone and claim it's a "dinosaur" ==> easy $60k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568074)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: carnelian house-broken plaza coldplay fan

how do I get in on this racket, will bleached chicken bones work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568104)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

You have to own the property where it was "dug up." That's the rub

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568122)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Bull headed flirting pozpig

Oil is made from sinners in hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568097)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Queen Of The Night Stain

Crazy how easy it is to spot a nsam thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568141)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Smoky Multi-colored Property Pisswyrm

I believe that oil is of primordial origins and was bestowed on us as literal manna from Heaven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818203&forum_id=2:#49568149)