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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
Citrine coiffed plaza
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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garnet soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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OP: https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0...
180 spruce whorehouse legal warrant
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
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stirring liquid oxygen
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bat shit crazy partner
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aromatic sadistic dopamine point
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carmine cowardly pistol
  08/27/18
180
Histrionic emerald school
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cool story teddy
lascivious menage
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Appetizing Associate
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
federal sound barrier hospital
  08/19/18
(chink)
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
federal sound barrier hospital
  08/19/18
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Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Duck-like cocky mediation
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maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
black splenetic toilet seat
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vermilion puppy
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Mahogany Dingle Berry Space
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filthy water buffalo address
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aromatic sadistic dopamine point
  08/27/18
lol
tripping toaster
  08/19/18
flame
Duck-like cocky mediation
  08/19/18
shut up fag
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Duck-like cocky mediation
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
provocative indirect expression ceo
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
vibrant wrinkle patrolman
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
stimulating opaque jewess
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
stimulating opaque jewess
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
stimulating opaque jewess
  08/20/18
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iridescent pocket flask library
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Excitant Indian Lodge Windowlicker
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
contagious foreskin crackhouse
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hilarious set lettuce
  08/20/18
yw
Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
multi-colored haunting parlor place of business
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
iridescent pocket flask library
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
Mahogany Dingle Berry Space
  08/20/18
update?
vibrant wrinkle patrolman
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
Flesh twinkling uncleanness
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lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Citrine coiffed plaza

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Adventurous mauve ratface

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: garnet soul-stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: beta hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: tan cracking chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Rebellious lay yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: stimulating opaque jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: 180 spruce whorehouse legal warrant

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: bat shit crazy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: aromatic sadistic dopamine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: carmine cowardly pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Histrionic emerald school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: lascivious menage

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Appetizing Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: federal sound barrier hospital

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: federal sound barrier hospital

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Duck-like cocky mediation

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: black splenetic toilet seat

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: vermilion puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Mahogany Dingle Berry Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: filthy water buffalo address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: aromatic sadistic dopamine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: tripping toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Duck-like cocky mediation

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Duck-like cocky mediation

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: provocative indirect expression ceo

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: vibrant wrinkle patrolman

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: stimulating opaque jewess

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: stimulating opaque jewess

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: stimulating opaque jewess

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: iridescent pocket flask library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Excitant Indian Lodge Windowlicker

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: contagious foreskin crackhouse

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: hilarious set lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting parlor place of business

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: iridescent pocket flask library

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Mahogany Dingle Berry Space

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: vibrant wrinkle patrolman

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Flesh twinkling uncleanness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Razzle elastic band organic girlfriend

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: beta hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Vigorous At-the-ready Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: galvanic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: ungodly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Box Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2:#49592657)