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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
Jet flatulent dopamine
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
Cerebral Stag Film
  03/19/18
it's despicable
Jet flatulent dopamine
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
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  03/19/18
lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, ...
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This literally does not exist in the English language. I hav...
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  03/19/18
I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
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Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
spectacular swollen windowlicker
  03/19/18
Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
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  03/19/18
You know what is really fucking insane is when people point ...
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  03/19/18
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i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
Balding Multi-billionaire Halford
  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
Jet flatulent dopamine
  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
180 coral volcanic crater stage
  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
Jet flatulent dopamine
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
180 coral volcanic crater stage
  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
racy stage
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
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  03/19/18
Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
Jet flatulent dopamine
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
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racy stage
  03/19/18
Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
Cerebral Stag Film
  03/19/18
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a d...
Bearded blathering pit
  03/19/18
Amateur! Increase the font scale setting to increase the ...
Cerebral Stag Film
  03/19/18
This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
Jet flatulent dopamine
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
Cerebral Stag Film
  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard
  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
flickering goal in life water buffalo
  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard
  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this ...
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  03/19/18
Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but t...
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I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and C...
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  03/20/18
This is — the credited criticism — so say I.
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  05/12/18
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  05/12/18
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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Stag Film

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Brethren Son Of Senegal

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: racy stage

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Orange marvelous house



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: misunderstood regret



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: racy stage



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Date: August 4th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: blue passionate office potus



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Big Stock Car

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: dashing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641346)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: racy stage

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: flickering goal in life water buffalo

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic talking piazza becky



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking Arrogant Theatre



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Bright box office coffee pot



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic talking piazza becky



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: iridescent aggressive cruise ship



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Violet Excitant Toaster

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: spectacular swollen windowlicker

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: sinister mustard queen of the night

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Wonderful cuck fortuitous meteor

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: flickering goal in life water buffalo



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Balding Multi-billionaire Halford

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: 180 coral volcanic crater stage

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: 180 coral volcanic crater stage

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: racy stage

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: azure curious school mediation

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Violet Excitant Toaster

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Stag Film

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Bearded blathering pit

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Stag Film

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Jet flatulent dopamine

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Stag Film

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: flickering goal in life water buffalo

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: flickering goal in life water buffalo

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: azure curious school mediation

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Bearded blathering pit

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious bespoke trump supporter haunted graveyard

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: rose provocative church building idiot

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: grizzly mischievous idea he suggested

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Copper fear-inspiring stain genital piercing

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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: hideous beady-eyed property dysfunction

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Harsh Pearl National Security Agency Rehab

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling dragon

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: 180 coral volcanic crater stage

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: ruddy irate area really tough guy

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2:#36050530)