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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling fluffy circlehead corn cake

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: vigorous crimson parlor hominid



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hell Quadroon



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Rehab



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: boyish irate rigpig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted boistinker

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven persian



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: iridescent dingle berry

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Indecent metal pocket flask queen of the night



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Autistic den

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring misunderstood indian lodge

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing Stead Sandwich

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: geriatric box office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: racy foreskin



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Indecent metal pocket flask queen of the night

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: 180 center



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: pink at-the-ready philosopher-king range



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: aromatic hilarious newt

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling fluffy circlehead corn cake

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hell Quadroon

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling fluffy circlehead corn cake

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hell Quadroon

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Indecent metal pocket flask queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: 180 center



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Arousing Stead Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: irradiated theater



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine stage



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine stage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: clear field genital piercing



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Autistic den



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: 180 center



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: iridescent dingle berry



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: sickened toilet seat travel guidebook



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: house-broken cowardly institution



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: navy dead school cafeteria

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Crawly church building affirmative action

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: lake gas station



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Senate



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: talented hateful space brethren

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Alabama Bangs



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: doobsian territorial dilemma partner



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: iridescent dingle berry



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: geriatric box office



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: bistre trip generalized bond

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: 180 center



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine stage



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling fluffy circlehead corn cake



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: irradiated theater



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dark goyim



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dark goyim



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Sandwich

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: house-broken cowardly institution



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine stage



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dark goyim



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: geriatric box office



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Seedy Weed Whacker



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine stage



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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