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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Razzle black gaping
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
olive box office mother
  08/28/25
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Razzle black gaping
  08/28/25
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Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood
  08/28/25
that's it?
Insanely Creepy Round Eye Indirect Expression
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Razzle black gaping
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
jade fragrant genital piercing locale
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Insanely Creepy Round Eye Indirect Expression
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
racy fat ankles
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
racy fat ankles
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
racy fat ankles
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  09/12/25
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Curious Lilac Black Woman
  10/28/25
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Curious Lilac Black Woman
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
startling offensive corner
  08/28/25
Happy?
cerebral school half-breed
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
startling offensive corner
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
racy fat ankles
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
racy fat ankles
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
saffron learning disabled office sound barrier
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Wine comical location cumskin
  08/28/25
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chrome swashbuckling meetinghouse degenerate
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
diverse state
  08/29/25
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Swollen Talented Cruise Ship Dragon
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
grizzly pisswyrm
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
passionate bearded macaca whorehouse
  08/29/25
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chrome swashbuckling meetinghouse degenerate
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Burgundy high-end roast beef
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
passionate bearded macaca whorehouse
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Elite sandwich
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
racy fat ankles
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
startling offensive corner
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
grizzly pisswyrm
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
racy fat ankles
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
deep menage
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
topaz background story
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
startling offensive corner
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
racy fat ankles
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
passionate bearded macaca whorehouse
  09/01/25
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racy fat ankles
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
passionate bearded macaca whorehouse
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
racy fat ankles
  09/01/25
Lolololol
cerebral school half-breed
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
startling offensive corner
  09/01/25
?
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  09/12/25
?
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Low-t house
  09/01/25
Fuck you
startling offensive corner
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
racy fat ankles
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  09/12/25
Yes
racy fat ankles
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Curious Lilac Black Woman
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Razzle black gaping
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle black gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: olive box office mother

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle black gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Round Eye Indirect Expression

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle black gaping

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: jade fragrant genital piercing locale

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Round Eye Indirect Expression

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: racy fat ankles

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: startling offensive corner

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: cerebral school half-breed

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: startling offensive corner

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: saffron learning disabled office sound barrier

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Wine comical location cumskin

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: chrome swashbuckling meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: diverse state

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Swollen Talented Cruise Ship Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: passionate bearded macaca whorehouse

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: chrome swashbuckling meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Burgundy high-end roast beef

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: passionate bearded macaca whorehouse

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Elite sandwich

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: racy fat ankles

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: startling offensive corner

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: deep menage

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: topaz background story

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: startling offensive corner

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller preventive strike mood

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: passionate bearded macaca whorehouse

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: racy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: passionate bearded macaca whorehouse

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy fat ankles

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: cerebral school half-breed

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: startling offensive corner

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Low-t house

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: startling offensive corner

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: racy fat ankles

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: racy fat ankles

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Curious Lilac Black Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle black gaping

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839)