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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Lime crotch
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Fragrant crystalline base knife
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Light theater
  08/30/25
...
Up-to-no-good boltzmann
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Abnormal cracking chad church building
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Purple national security agency pozpig
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Purple national security agency pozpig
  08/31/25
...
peach slap-happy spot
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  08/31/25
delusional take
peach slap-happy spot
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
boyish kitchen ladyboy
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Frisky Piazza Mother
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Iridescent histrionic area
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Frisky Piazza Mother
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Frisky Piazza Mother
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Iridescent histrionic area
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Iridescent histrionic area
  09/05/25
...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Submissive headpube
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Iridescent histrionic area
  09/05/25
...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Iridescent histrionic area
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Bateful azn genital piercing
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Bateful azn genital piercing
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/05/25
Kenny
Iridescent histrionic area
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/06/25
...
Tan titillating filthpig
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/06/25
...
Tan titillating filthpig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
anal cumskin
  09/07/25
Explain
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
cerebral obsidian dopamine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena
  09/07/25
...
boyish kitchen ladyboy
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Iridescent histrionic area
  01/18/26
...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
puce queen of the night
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Frisky Piazza Mother
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Lime crotch

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Fragrant crystalline base knife

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Light theater

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Abnormal cracking chad church building

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Purple national security agency pozpig

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Purple national security agency pozpig

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: peach slap-happy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: peach slap-happy spot

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: boyish kitchen ladyboy

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Submissive headpube

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful azn genital piercing

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bateful azn genital piercing

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan titillating filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan titillating filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: anal cumskin

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: cerebral obsidian dopamine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Magical Boistinker Striped Hyena

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: boyish kitchen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic area

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: puce queen of the night

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Frisky Piazza Mother

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626057)