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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
brindle stage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bearded Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Lilac property
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
passionate anal gaping casino
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
chocolate multi-billionaire jew
  08/30/25
...
sepia supple pervert
  09/05/25
, he lisped
fishy learning disabled chapel
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
fragrant demanding incel theater stage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
brindle stage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
fragrant demanding incel theater stage
  08/31/25
...
talented underhanded ape
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Lilac property
  08/31/25
delusional take
talented underhanded ape
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Lilac property
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Misanthropic Bateful Cuckold
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Lilac property
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Lilac property
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
brindle stage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Lilac property
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
brindle stage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Lilac property
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Lilac property
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Lilac property
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  09/05/25
...
Lilac property
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Appetizing Puce School
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  09/05/25
...
Lilac property
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Lilac property
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
brindle stage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
cordovan area mother
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Lilac property
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
cordovan area mother
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Lilac property
  09/05/25
Kenny
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
brindle stage
  09/06/25
...
Elite obsidian becky
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Lilac property
  09/06/25
...
Elite obsidian becky
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
brindle stage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Lilac property
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
provocative toilet seat
  09/07/25
Explain
brindle stage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Magenta meetinghouse
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
brindle stage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Lilac property
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
brindle stage
  09/07/25
...
Misanthropic Bateful Cuckold
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Lilac property
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Lilac property
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Lilac property
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Lilac property
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Lilac property
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Lilac property
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Lilac property
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
glassy buck-toothed rigor
  01/18/26
...
Lilac property
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
very tactful razzmatazz theatre circlehead
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Lilac property
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Lilac property
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  02/01/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: brindle stage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bearded Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Lilac property

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: passionate anal gaping casino

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: chocolate multi-billionaire jew

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sepia supple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: fishy learning disabled chapel

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: fragrant demanding incel theater stage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: brindle stage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: fragrant demanding incel theater stage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: talented underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Lilac property

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: talented underhanded ape

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Lilac property

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bateful Cuckold

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Lilac property

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Lilac property

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: brindle stage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Lilac property

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: brindle stage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Lilac property

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Lilac property

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Lilac property

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lilac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Puce School

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lilac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lilac property

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: brindle stage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cordovan area mother

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Lilac property

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cordovan area mother

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lilac property

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: brindle stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Elite obsidian becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Lilac property

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Elite obsidian becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: brindle stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Lilac property

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: provocative toilet seat

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: brindle stage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Magenta meetinghouse

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: brindle stage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Lilac property

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: brindle stage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bateful Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Lilac property

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Lilac property

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Lilac property

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Lilac property

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Lilac property

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lilac property

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lilac property

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: glassy buck-toothed rigor

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Lilac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: very tactful razzmatazz theatre circlehead

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Lilac property

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Lilac property

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49637675)