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What's with this new trend "the knowing" at modern progressive lib weddings?
| which dad? | 06/13/26 |
| need tokens | 06/13/26 |
| Junko Enoshima | 06/13/26 |
| ruinous phenotype | 06/13/26 |
| icanseemyneurons | 06/13/26 |
| which dad? | 06/13/26 |
| just look at dario amodei's fucking face | 06/13/26 |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: which dad? Poasting from wedding reception. Progressive modern lib couple. Wedding was pretty normal as far as libs go. But then the reception gets going and they are doing speeches and stuff, all fine whatever, but then the DJ says "and now the happy couple invites the participants of 'the knowing' to please come forward." These beefy chads stride forward like colossus, dressed to the nines, like a D1 east coast lacrosse team's senior pics. Looked solemn as fuck. Suddenly the bridesmaids in unison sang out ethereal as fuck "I WONDER ... OH HOW I WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ... OH WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN...." The bride slowly walked up to each guy and gave him a big hug, and then she said, "I give thanks to each man. I wondered, as humans have done since the dawn of time. But after last night, I know. I know." She was tearing up but also looked so happy. The groom then went to each guy, handed him an envelope, and gave him a firm handshake. Then the DJ went on to the other dances and stuff like nothing happened. The libs in the crowd were whooping it up and calling out "she knows!" Me and the old folks were looking at each other like "wtf??"
Anyway, have you guys seen this at ur weddings lately? |
Date: June 13th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: need tokens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936682) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Junko Enoshima The only new wedding "trend" I've noticed is that at the end of the reception everyone is supposed to form two lines outside the venue and wave sparklers while the bride and groom walk out and get into a fancy car, often a classic because that's all they can afford. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936687) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936704) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 8:42 PM Author: icanseemyneurons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936709) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 9:00 PM Author: which dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936790) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873944&forum_id=2:#49936850) |