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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
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Contagious walnut public bath
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
Irradiated shrine clown
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
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I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
Contagious walnut public bath
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
bateful ruby dilemma
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
vibrant pearly dingle berry
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
bonkers glittery jew
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
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  01/17/24
And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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Irradiated shrine clown
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
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  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
azure maniacal brunch keepsake machete
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Passionate location hominid
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
Contagious walnut public bath
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
Passionate location hominid
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
Contagious walnut public bath
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
wild stain theatre
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
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It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
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This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
Contagious walnut public bath
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
Abusive circlehead pervert
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
Contagious walnut public bath
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Abusive circlehead pervert
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
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  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
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  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
Passionate location hominid
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
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  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
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  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
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olive painfully honest mad cow disease
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
Passionate location hominid
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
aphrodisiac forum
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Makes me love hockey even more.
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Curious hell trump supporter
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
pink therapy
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not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
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  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
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  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
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Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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Curious hell trump supporter
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*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
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*Is Rick Ankiel*
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
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  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
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we can still make it.
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Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Irradiated shrine clown

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: arrogant plaza travel guidebook

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: bateful ruby dilemma

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: vibrant pearly dingle berry

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: bonkers glittery jew

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: coral locale nowag

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Irradiated shrine clown

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: deep school



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: fuchsia abnormal sex offender stead



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Sooty gas station alpha



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: azure maniacal brunch keepsake machete

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: fuchsia abnormal sex offender stead



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Irradiated shrine clown



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: arrogant plaza travel guidebook

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: azure maniacal brunch keepsake machete

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Passionate location hominid

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Passionate location hominid

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: wild stain theatre

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Red laughsome rigpig patrolman

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: racy place of business genital piercing

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Abusive circlehead pervert

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Contagious walnut public bath

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Abusive circlehead pervert

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant reading party hall

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Fighting cyan theater preventive strike



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready cruise ship

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: vigorous rose laser beams headpube

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: alcoholic naked temple

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Passionate location hominid

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: aromatic boiling water mental disorder

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating Friendly Grandma Tanning Salon

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: effete gaping

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: olive painfully honest mad cow disease



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Passionate location hominid

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac forum

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: charismatic point

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Disturbing kitchen



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: deranged fanboi

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Passionate location hominid



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Curious hell trump supporter



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: pink therapy

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Stirring infuriating cuckold stage

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Fighting cyan theater preventive strike



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: Cobalt foreskin gay wizard

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Stirring infuriating cuckold stage

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Curious hell trump supporter



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: fuchsia abnormal sex offender stead

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant reading party hall

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: pink therapy



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Curious hell trump supporter



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Fighting cyan theater preventive strike

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: fuchsia abnormal sex offender stead

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Fighting cyan theater preventive strike



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: effete gaping

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: olive painfully honest mad cow disease

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Curious hell trump supporter

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: olive painfully honest mad cow disease

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: fuchsia abnormal sex offender stead

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: effete gaping

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2:#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Curious hell trump supporter



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water mental disorder

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Author: Contagious walnut public bath



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