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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Silver frum newt theatre
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
Blathering legend
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/20/26
This
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  06/20/26
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Fishy Thriller Lay
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
stirring space juggernaut
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/21/26
...
stirring space juggernaut
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
Fishy Thriller Lay
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
go on
Fishy Thriller Lay
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
beady-eyed fluffy heaven
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
Fishy Thriller Lay
  06/24/26
...
motley scarlet box office
  07/02/26
titcr
motley scarlet box office
  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Heady Buff Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
Fishy Thriller Lay
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely
histrionic offensive school
  06/21/26
...
swashbuckling misanthropic striped hyena public bath
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
Insecure Smoky Trust Fund
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
Insecure Smoky Trust Fund
  06/22/26
...
motley scarlet box office
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
rusted massive fortuitous meteor gay wizard
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Copper Field
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
100%
Lilac candlestick maker
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
I'm down
Lilac candlestick maker
  06/21/26
Good luck
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/21/26
...
Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/21/26
...
motley scarlet box office
  07/02/26
180
Silver frum newt theatre
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Vibrant mischievous market gaping
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
Disgusting chapel
  06/21/26
...
stirring space juggernaut
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
Disgusting chapel
  06/21/26
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Vibrant mischievous market gaping
  06/21/26
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stirring space juggernaut
  06/22/26
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motley scarlet box office
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
Aqua arrogant kitty brunch
  06/21/26
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Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
vengeful anal fanboi
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
marvelous foreskin theater stage
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
out-of-control party of the first part parlour
  06/22/26
women are 180
beady-eyed fluffy heaven
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
beady-eyed fluffy heaven
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
Insecure Smoky Trust Fund
  07/02/26
YOLO
glassy address organic girlfriend
  07/02/26
Paid today
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
how big?
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  07/07/26
315 but maybe 340.
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
ttiwwop
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/09/26
There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
why so small?
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  07/09/26
She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
180 this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fr...
amazing sex with new lovers
  07/09/26
Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That'...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
comical national giraffe
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
glassy address organic girlfriend
  07/02/26
180
Fishy Thriller Lay
  07/02/26
Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and sa...
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Silver frum newt theatre

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Blathering legend

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: orange menage selfie

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: stirring space juggernaut

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: stirring space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed fluffy heaven

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: motley scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: motley scarlet box office

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Heady Buff Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: histrionic offensive school

Stop fucking her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling misanthropic striped hyena public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Insecure Smoky Trust Fund

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Insecure Smoky Trust Fund

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: motley scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: rusted massive fortuitous meteor gay wizard

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Copper Field

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Lilac candlestick maker

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Lilac candlestick maker

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: motley scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Silver frum newt theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Vibrant mischievous market gaping

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Disgusting chapel

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: stirring space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Disgusting chapel

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Vibrant mischievous market gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: stirring space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: motley scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Aqua arrogant kitty brunch

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Cruise Ship Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: vengeful anal fanboi

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: marvelous foreskin theater stage

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: out-of-control party of the first part parlour

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed fluffy heaven

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed fluffy heaven

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Insecure Smoky Trust Fund

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975410)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Paid today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49983308)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

how big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49983400)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

315 but maybe 340.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49984782)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988749)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988760)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988766)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


why so small?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988771)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on or the natural. She had amazing full d tits before kids. I'm not exaggerating but probably the best natural tits I've ever seen. But now we'd go with a less natural look. I really don't care that much. Of she's happy I'm all good. Mid fight this morning in bed she straddled me reverse cowgirl. Women are 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988784)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amazing sex with new lovers

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this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fruition. congratulations to your wife and her next husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988793)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That's fine, I will preserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988795)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: comical national giraffe

Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: glassy address organic girlfriend

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975566)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Fishy Thriller Lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49975938)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and say "just joking" when she gets upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2:#49988802)