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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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sure bud
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This is so fucked up.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Chartreuse Electric Furnace Forum
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
salmon stag film lettuce
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brave of you to poast this
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Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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awkward maize feces dysfunction
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
impertinent kitchen laser beams
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: white step-uncle's house potus

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Violent Temple Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: onyx garrison karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Motley church building fortuitous meteor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Saffron circlehead cruise ship

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gaped Parlor

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: onyx garrison karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral persian ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Effete Center

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Azure deep corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: arousing useless lay

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Electric Furnace Forum

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: salmon stag film lettuce

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Ruddy toilet seat

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: avocado seedy internal respiration mad cow disease

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: mustard kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: brass demanding sex offender

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: awkward maize feces dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: slippery fluffy boltzmann

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: mustard kitty

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: white step-uncle's house potus

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vibrant jewess brunch

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: impertinent kitchen laser beams

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vibrant jewess brunch

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: impertinent kitchen laser beams

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Vengeful dark orchestra pit messiness

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: navy geriatric wagecucks

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Poppy Unholy University Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: brass demanding sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: white step-uncle's house potus

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: impertinent kitchen laser beams

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: white step-uncle's house potus

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: white step-uncle's house potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: arousing useless lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: indigo rebellious turdskin home

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Tripping Painfully Honest Codepig Menage

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: onyx garrison karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Excitant Drab Rigor

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: impertinent kitchen laser beams

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: arousing useless lay

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Excitant Drab Rigor

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: arousing useless lay

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Excitant Drab Rigor

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: arousing useless lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: indigo rebellious turdskin home

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Motley church building fortuitous meteor

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: indigo rebellious turdskin home

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: fuchsia diverse kitty cat

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: salmon stag film lettuce

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Excitant Drab Rigor

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: fuchsia diverse kitty cat

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Poppy Unholy University Sneaky Criminal

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: cerise hilarious trailer park mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Poppy Unholy University Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: black elastic band

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: marvelous offensive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Excitant Drab Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: salmon stag film lettuce

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: cerise hilarious trailer park mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded jade state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Azure deep corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: peach glittery macaca gaming laptop

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nursing home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic french chef giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: salmon stag film lettuce

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: ""''"'''"'



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