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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: brass corner skinny woman ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: slate water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: topaz candlestick maker twinkling uncleanness My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: massive crystalline keepsake machete "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Anal embarrassed to the bone range love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: massive crystalline keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: nighttime poppy ticket booth I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: nighttime poppy ticket booth our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: racy hilarious principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Bateful rebellious school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Dark Galvanic Stain aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: supple stage Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Electric saffron theatre trust fund Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Fluffy Maize Athletic Conference Senate Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: supple stage Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: canary national It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: slate water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: cyan round eye meetinghouse [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: canary national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: canary national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: smoky whorehouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |