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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
opaque space
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
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Chocolate boistinker
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indecent kitty cat
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180 infuriating cuckold jap
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tan hairraiser goal in life
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boyish frozen shrine boltzmann
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
opaque space
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Chocolate boistinker
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
opaque space
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
opaque space
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
know-it-all saffron gas station jew
  10/09/14
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Mewling den trump supporter
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
tan hairraiser goal in life
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Mewling den trump supporter
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
sadistic mad cow disease
  10/08/16
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know-it-all saffron gas station jew
  10/09/14
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Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
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Arousing coral stag film police squad
  10/09/14
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Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/09/14
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Misanthropic temple
  10/09/14
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razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/09/14
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burgundy resort
  10/09/14
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Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/10/14
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Odious geriatric degenerate indirect expression
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
overrated puppy
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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exciting casino
  05/15/22
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Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
well-lubricated mental disorder lay
  10/11/14
?
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
well-lubricated mental disorder lay
  10/11/14
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Bull headed becky
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
blathering main people
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
talented slippery national security agency
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Dashing grizzly masturbator place of business
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lol
Fragrant doctorate genital piercing
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Galvanic Center
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Chocolate boistinker
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Impressive Legal Warrant
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Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
scarlet lodge
  10/09/14
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Citrine histrionic home double fault
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
know-it-all saffron gas station jew
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Thirsty azn
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
opaque space
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Sexy state
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/09/14
...
Cerebral lilac gunner
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Self-absorbed Menage
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Dun tattoo
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Sexy state
  10/09/14
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sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/09/14
180
concupiscible skinny woman rigpig
  10/09/14
180
Disrespectful charismatic station ceo
  10/09/14
180^180
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
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Arousing coral stag film police squad
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Chocolate boistinker
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Self-absorbed Menage
  10/09/14
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Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/09/14
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nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
chrome stimulating wrinkle stage
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
multi-colored translucent heaven
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heady claret address
  12/06/14
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bisexual vibrant school
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/08/16
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Glittery locus
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
?
umber faggot firefighter market
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Hilarious parlor
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Buff Travel Guidebook
  10/11/14
180
Fuchsia volcanic crater field
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Marvelous office pozpig
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
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Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
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Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Citrine histrionic home double fault
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Citrine histrionic home double fault
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Marvelous office pozpig
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Self-absorbed Menage
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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And 10/10 xo women
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
...
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
indecent kitty cat
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Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/09/14
...
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Stirring Mauve Turdskin Box Office
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
opaque space
  10/09/14
lol
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
180
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
lmao
Misanthropic temple
  10/09/14
tyft
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
Lol
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
...
gay personal credit line
  10/09/14
This is good.
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/09/14
180 billion
Marvelous office pozpig
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
lime set marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Elite meetinghouse
  10/10/14
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Arousing coral stag film police squad
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
flickering mood
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Flatulent Half-breed Hell
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Doobsian insane love of her life
  10/09/14
...
vigorous adulterous point foreskin
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
mahogany circlehead
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
opaque space
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Crawly French Chef
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
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...
mahogany circlehead
  10/09/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
duck-like trailer park
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Free-loading maroon theatre
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/09/14
titcr
mahogany circlehead
  10/09/14
...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
Arousing coral stag film police squad
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Hilarious parlor
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Spectacular Senate Sweet Tailpipe
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
opaque space
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
scarlet lodge
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
duck-like trailer park
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
duck-like trailer park
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
trip weed whacker
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
gaped property
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Crawly French Chef
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
...
Self-absorbed Menage
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
...
mahogany circlehead
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/09/14
...
Submissive aggressive range
  10/09/14
...
Cordovan abode
  10/12/14
1800000000
diverse pocket flask
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Submissive aggressive range
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
Loling hard
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
slimy karate stage
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
opaque space
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
fuckk me
opaque space
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
mahogany circlehead
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
hyperventilating comical immigrant
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
lime set marketing idea
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/09/14
...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous office pozpig
  10/09/14
i could see it
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
excitant business firm international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/09/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
adventurous cruise ship background story
  06/27/16
...
exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
indecent kitty cat
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Bateful institution
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Olive Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug
  10/10/14
WTF?
Misanthropic temple
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
opaque space
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Misanthropic temple
  10/10/14
...
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/10/14
120
diverse pocket flask
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker
  10/10/14
...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
...
indecent kitty cat
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
scarlet lodge
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
scarlet lodge
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Plum corner
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
opaque space
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Hilarious parlor
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Sexy state
  10/10/14
...
mustard greedy famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Startled contagious piazza
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
low-t giraffe jewess
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
insecure arrogant hospital
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
scarlet lodge
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  10/10/14
180
Aromatic Charcoal Mother Factory Reset Button
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  10/10/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Flushed cracking incel
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/10/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Startled contagious piazza
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
opaque space
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
sooty affirmative action
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
crystalline chapel
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
opaque space
  10/11/14
omg
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
drunken green clown
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/11/14
...
drunken green clown
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Federal location crotch
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
overrated puppy
  10/18/14
...
clear shivering people who are hurt native
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Azure plaza
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
milky filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Rose razzle dilemma
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
drunken green clown
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Rose razzle dilemma
  10/11/14
...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
chrome stimulating wrinkle stage
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
mustard greedy famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
lmfao
Thirsty azn
  10/11/14
amazing
Confused Theater Laser Beams
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/11/14
180
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Self-absorbed Menage
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Azure plaza
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
drunken green clown
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
milky filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Federal location crotch
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
mind-boggling athletic conference friendly grandma
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
concupiscible skinny woman rigpig
  03/28/16
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Bonkers ivory forum
  10/11/14
...
Provocative Copper Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
plz poast
Glassy cruel-hearted trust fund
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Provocative Copper Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
For the love of god
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
opaque space
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
passionate abusive principal's office
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Appetizing halford
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
mustard greedy famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
lol 180
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Library
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
haunting walnut site
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
supple spot pistol
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
supple spot pistol
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Chocolate boistinker
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Navy soggy milk
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
(evan39)
diverse pocket flask
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Navy soggy milk
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Canary Brunch Ladyboy
  10/11/14
keeping it real
haunting walnut site
  10/11/14
...
blue abnormal university feces
  10/11/14
cr
Ocher Hyperactive Depressive Hall
  10/11/14
Amen.
Obsidian Titillating Gaping
  10/11/14
lol cr
heady claret address
  10/11/14
...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Submissive aggressive range
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Submissive aggressive range
  10/11/14
180
Violent step-uncle's house stain
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Fluffy Church Building Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
...
Submissive aggressive range
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Submissive aggressive range
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
diverse pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/11/14
lol
irradiated hairless rehab bbw
  10/11/14
underrated
duck-like trailer park
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed frum community account pit
  10/12/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
brass blood rage cuckoldry
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
lol
fiercely-loyal church macaca
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Garnet area boiling water
  10/11/14
...
twisted queen of the night
  10/11/14
180
passionate abusive principal's office
  10/11/14
180
Chocolate boistinker
  10/11/14
180
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Motley domesticated parlour voyeur
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling locale
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
talented slippery national security agency
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
opaque space
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
180
passionate abusive principal's office
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
trip weed whacker
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
sinister persian
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
...
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Go on...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
...
trip weed whacker
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Cowardly aqua house
  10/11/14
...
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
sinister persian
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Cowardly aqua house
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
Federal location crotch
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
soul-stirring shitlib
  10/12/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
...
Beady-eyed frum community account pit
  10/12/14
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
sinister persian
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Impressive Legal Warrant
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Chocolate boistinker
  10/11/14
...
peach at-the-ready national legend
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Deep Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
peach at-the-ready national legend
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
gay personal credit line
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Azure plaza
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
opaque space
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
trip weed whacker
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading maroon theatre
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Lascivious whorehouse
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Bonkers ivory forum
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Bonkers ivory forum
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
opaque space
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
high-end nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Oh my
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
omg
electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
bossy selfie
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
electric furnace
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
purple new version
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
very tactful juggernaut
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
high-end nursing home
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
rambunctious house-broken philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
sooty affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Cordovan abode
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Slap-happy Son Of Senegal Fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Buff Travel Guidebook
  10/11/14
wtf
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
yellow
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
sooty affirmative action
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
yellow
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Garnet area boiling water
  10/11/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
sinister persian
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Aromatic Charcoal Mother Factory Reset Button
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
sinister persian
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
sooty affirmative action
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
purple new version
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
sinister persian
  10/11/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
trip weed whacker
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
purple new version
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Garnet area boiling water
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
...
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Medicated Ratface
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo
  11/21/15
...
Cowardly aqua house
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
gtfo
blue abnormal university feces
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
smoky associate
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Azure plaza
  10/11/14
?
Crawly French Chef
  10/11/14
...
beta cuck
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
godawful reading party
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
diverse pocket flask
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
godawful reading party
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
beta cuck
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
twinkling
  10/11/14
lol
sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
180
dead sex offender
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
opaque space
  10/11/14
120
Galvanic Center
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
scarlet lodge
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
sandwich
  10/12/14
...
drunken green clown
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
lime set marketing idea
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Submissive aggressive range
  10/12/14
...
Bonkers ivory forum
  12/06/14
...
drunken green clown
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
sienna messiness partner
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
carmine haunted graveyard regret
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
opaque space
  10/12/14
Well!?
gay personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
drunken green clown
  10/12/14
plz respond
Submissive aggressive range
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
umber faggot firefighter market
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Federal location crotch
  10/12/14
Well?
Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
pungent
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Crawly French Chef
  10/12/14
180000000
passionate abusive principal's office
  10/12/14
??
Misanthropic temple
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Learning disabled toaster coldplay fan
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
K, ty.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
opaque space
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
blue abnormal university feces
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Crawly French Chef
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...
scarlet lodge
  10/12/14
...
rambunctious house-broken philosopher-king
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Cowardly aqua house
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
haunting walnut site
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
lime set marketing idea
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
diverse pocket flask
  10/12/14
please continue
Beady-eyed frum community account pit
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Submissive aggressive range
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Cowardly aqua house
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Maize Therapy
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Ruddy
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
opaque space
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Ruddy
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
opaque space
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Rose razzle dilemma
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Maize Therapy
  10/12/14
ty
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Maize Therapy
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Ruddy
  10/12/14
And scene.
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
nigger
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Ruddy
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...
supple spot pistol
  10/12/14
...
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
...
sooty affirmative action
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
flesh theater stage nowag
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
jade gay wizard liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
ruby quadroon
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
  10/12/14
You don't?
Dun tattoo
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
opaque space
  10/12/14
...
Cowardly aqua house
  10/12/14
wtf
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
...
sandwich
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
purple new version
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
thriller public bath digit ratio
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Hilarious parlor
  10/12/14
...
talented slippery national security agency
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Medicated Ratface
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Slap-happy Son Of Senegal Fanboi
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Cocky Salmon Yarmulke
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Maize Therapy
  10/12/14
...
Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Fear-inspiring dragon
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit
  10/13/14
180, ty.
emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
newt
  10/12/14
180
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
vengeful goyim
  10/31/16
...
Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Disgusting party of the first part
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
nofapping cumskin
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Swashbuckling locale
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
purple new version
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Hilarious parlor
  10/12/14
titc analysis
overrated puppy
  10/18/14
...
Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
blue abnormal university feces
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Cordovan abode
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Garnet area boiling water
  10/13/14
?
Cordovan abode
  10/13/14
...
Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife
  10/27/14
...
Maize Therapy
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
aphrodisiac sepia hominid
  12/06/14
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  04/07/15
...
Swashbuckling locale
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Dysfunction
  04/22/15
...
Misanthropic temple
  05/17/15
...
hot wagecucks
  06/04/15
Not flame.
razzmatazz aquamarine kitty
  08/18/15
update?
dull prole
  10/06/15
...
kink-friendly bistre pervert
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Maize Therapy
  10/11/15
...
electric furnace
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Chest-beating
  10/12/15
bump
Crawly French Chef
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  11/25/15
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  12/27/15
...
hot wagecucks
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Underhanded gaming laptop
  03/10/16
...
vigorous adulterous point foreskin
  03/28/16
...
Khaki naked base tank
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Useless patrolman
  06/27/16
...
Cordovan abode
  08/21/16
...
ungodly
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  08/22/16
...
misunderstood telephone
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Mischievous pale mediation
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
ultramarine mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Mischievous pale mediation
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
misunderstood telephone
  09/13/16
...
Impressive Legal Warrant
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
misunderstood telephone
  09/13/16
Game of ""
violet hateful psychic
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
misunderstood telephone
  09/13/16
...
tripping bat shit crazy
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
ungodly
  09/13/16
...
kink-friendly bistre pervert
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
sadistic mad cow disease
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Hilarious parlor
  10/31/16
:-)
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Demanding Brethren Faggotry
  10/31/16
...
Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo
  10/09/18
...
talented slippery national security agency
  11/21/16
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  01/10/17
...
yapping chad headpube
  02/04/17
...
talented slippery national security agency
  02/04/17
...
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Insanely Creepy Potus
  02/04/17
...
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  02/04/17
...
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  02/04/17
...
Demanding Brethren Faggotry
  02/05/17
...
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  02/08/17
...
  06/28/17
...
Shaky
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
carnelian sneaky criminal
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Wine roommate
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Insanely Creepy Potus
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
snowy alpha
  12/18/17
...
Balding startling ape dopamine
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Orange Round Eye
  01/06/18
...
tripping bat shit crazy
  02/06/18
...
Confused Theater Laser Beams
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Demanding Brethren Faggotry
  10/06/18
4 year bump
carnelian sneaky criminal
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
codepig
  10/09/18
...
Disrespectful charismatic station ceo
  10/17/18
...
bat-shit-crazy jet preventive strike
  05/19/19
...
clear shivering people who are hurt native
  05/19/19
...
purple new version
  10/14/19
...
Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat
  05/05/20
...
striped hyena
  06/28/20
...
bipolar outnumbered mexican
  06/29/20
...
purple new version
  07/10/20
...
bisexual vibrant school
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
bright sound barrier
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
poppy private investor
  10/10/20
TITCR
Orchid Effete
  02/17/21
...
codepig
  10/08/21
...
death wish
  02/17/21
...
purple new version
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Spectacular Senate Sweet Tailpipe
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
avocado
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
avocado
  10/11/21
...
codepig
  10/07/22
...
Narrow-minded stubborn
  12/02/21
...
pink flirting corn cake
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
fortuitous meteor
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Mischievous pale mediation
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
cyan painfully honest deer antler
  10/10/22
...
Narrow-minded stubborn
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Narrow-minded stubborn
  11/23/22
...
Free-loading maroon theatre
  05/06/23
...
cerise coffee pot
  05/06/23
Time flies
Up-to-no-good pea-brained nibblets
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Chest-beating
  05/06/23
...
pink flirting corn cake
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
fortuitous meteor
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
impertinent rigor
  10/09/23
...
Demanding Brethren Faggotry
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Talking Lettuce Idiot
  10/20/23
...
Demanding Brethren Faggotry
  10/20/23
...
Rebellious Useless Brakes
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Light
  10/20/23
...
Narrow-minded stubborn
  10/20/23
...
codepig
  10/20/23
...
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Chestnut Black Woman
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
opaque space
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Free-loading maroon theatre
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: opaque space

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: 180 infuriating cuckold jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: tan hairraiser goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: boyish frozen shrine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: opaque space

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: opaque space

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: opaque space

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: know-it-all saffron gas station jew

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Mewling den trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: tan hairraiser goal in life

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Mewling den trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: sadistic mad cow disease

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: know-it-all saffron gas station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Arousing coral stag film police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: burgundy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Odious geriatric degenerate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: overrated puppy

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: exciting casino



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated mental disorder lay

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated mental disorder lay

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Bull headed becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: blathering main people

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: talented slippery national security agency

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Dashing grizzly masturbator place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Fragrant doctorate genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Center

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: know-it-all saffron gas station jew

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Thirsty azn

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: opaque space

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Sexy state

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Cerebral lilac gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Dun tattoo

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Sexy state

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful charismatic station ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing coral stag film police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: chrome stimulating wrinkle stage

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored translucent heaven

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: heady claret address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: bisexual vibrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: umber faggot firefighter market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buff Travel Guidebook

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia volcanic crater field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Marvelous office pozpig

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic home double fault

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Citrine histrionic home double fault

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Marvelous office pozpig

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Stirring Mauve Turdskin Box Office

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic temple

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: gay personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Marvelous office pozpig

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: lime set marketing idea

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Elite meetinghouse

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Arousing coral stag film police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: flickering mood

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Flatulent Half-breed Hell

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian insane love of her life

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous point foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Crawly French Chef

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: duck-like trailer park

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Free-loading maroon theatre

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Arousing coral stag film police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular Senate Sweet Tailpipe

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: opaque space

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: duck-like trailer park

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: duck-like trailer park

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: trip weed whacker

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: gaped property

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Crawly French Chef

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Cordovan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: diverse pocket flask

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: slimy karate stage

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: opaque space

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: hyperventilating comical immigrant

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: lime set marketing idea

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Marvelous office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: excitant business firm international law enforcement agency

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: adventurous cruise ship background story

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Bateful institution

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Olive Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic temple

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Misanthropic temple

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: diverse pocket flask

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: indecent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Plum corner

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Sexy state

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: mustard greedy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Startled contagious piazza

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: low-t giraffe jewess

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: insecure arrogant hospital

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Charcoal Mother Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Flushed cracking incel

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Startled contagious piazza

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sooty affirmative action

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: crystalline chapel

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: opaque space

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: drunken green clown

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: drunken green clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Federal location crotch

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: overrated puppy

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: clear shivering people who are hurt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Azure plaza

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: milky filthpig

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Rose razzle dilemma

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: drunken green clown

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Rose razzle dilemma

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: scarlet lodge

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: chrome stimulating wrinkle stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: mustard greedy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Thirsty azn

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Confused Theater Laser Beams

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Azure plaza

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: drunken green clown

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: milky filthpig

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Federal location crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling athletic conference friendly grandma

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman rigpig

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Bonkers ivory forum

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Provocative Copper Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Glassy cruel-hearted trust fund

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Provocative Copper Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: opaque space

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: scarlet lodge

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: passionate abusive principal's office

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing halford

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: mustard greedy famous landscape painting

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: haunting walnut site

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: supple spot pistol

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: supple spot pistol

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Navy soggy milk

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: diverse pocket flask

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Navy soggy milk

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Canary Brunch Ladyboy

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: haunting walnut site

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Ocher Hyperactive Depressive Hall

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Titillating Gaping

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: heady claret address

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Violent step-uncle's house stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Fluffy Church Building Hunting Ground

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: diverse pocket flask

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: irradiated hairless rehab bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: duck-like trailer park

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed frum community account pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: brass blood rage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal church macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Garnet area boiling water

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: twisted queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: passionate abusive principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Motley domesticated parlour voyeur

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: talented slippery national security agency

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: passionate abusive principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: trip weed whacker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sinister persian

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: scarlet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: trip weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: sinister persian

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Federal location crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed frum community account pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: sinister persian

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Chocolate boistinker

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: peach at-the-ready national legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Deep Bawdyhouse

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: peach at-the-ready national legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: gay personal credit line

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Azure plaza

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: trip weed whacker

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Free-loading maroon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Lascivious whorehouse

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Bonkers ivory forum

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Bonkers ivory forum

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: opaque space

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  high-end nursing home

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Sable Erotic Roast Beef Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  electric furnace

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bossy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  electric furnace

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: purple new version

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  very tactful juggernaut

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  high-end nursing home

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: rambunctious house-broken philosopher-king

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: sooty affirmative action

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Cordovan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy Son Of Senegal Fanboi

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buff Travel Guidebook

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: 

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: yellow

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: sooty affirmative action

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: yellow

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Garnet area boiling water

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: sinister persian

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Charcoal Mother Factory Reset Button

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sinister persian

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: sooty affirmative action

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: purple new version

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: sinister persian

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: trip weed whacker

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: purple new version

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Garnet area boiling water

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Medicated Ratface

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: smoky associate

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Azure plaza

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Crawly French Chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  beta cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: godawful reading party

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: diverse pocket flask

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: godawful reading party

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  electric furnace

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  beta cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: twinkling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: sapphire pisswyrm dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: dead sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: opaque space

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Center

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: scarlet lodge

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  sandwich

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: drunken green clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: lime set marketing idea

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Bonkers ivory forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: drunken green clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  sienna messiness partner

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  carmine haunted graveyard regret

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: opaque space

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: gay personal credit line

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: drunken green clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: umber faggot firefighter market

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Federal location crotch

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  pungent

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Crawly French Chef

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: passionate abusive principal's office

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Misanthropic temple

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Learning disabled toaster coldplay fan

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: opaque space

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Crawly French Chef

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: scarlet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: rambunctious house-broken philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: haunting walnut site

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: lime set marketing idea

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: diverse pocket flask

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed frum community account pit

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Submissive aggressive range

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  Maize Therapy

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Ruddy

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: opaque space

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Ruddy

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: opaque space

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Rose razzle dilemma

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Maize Therapy

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  Maize Therapy

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Ruddy

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Ruddy

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: supple spot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: sooty affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: flesh theater stage nowag

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  jade gay wizard liquid oxygen

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  ruby quadroon

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: 

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Dun tattoo

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: opaque space

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: purple new version

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Big sanctuary scourge upon the earth

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Wild laughsome tanning salon dog poop

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: thriller public bath digit ratio

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: nudist vivacious crackhouse stock car

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: talented slippery national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Offensive electric indian lodge multi-billionaire

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Costumed school cafeteria fat ankles

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Medicated Ratface

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy Son Of Senegal Fanboi

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Cocky Salmon Yarmulke

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  Maize Therapy

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dragon

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward organic girlfriend

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Elastic Band Hissy Fit

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: emerald floppy twinkling uncleanness

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  newt

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  vengeful goyim

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Disgusting party of the first part

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  nofapping cumskin

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling locale

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: purple new version

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: overrated puppy

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Seedy racy kitchen old irish cottage

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: blue abnormal university feces

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Cordovan abode

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Garnet area boiling water

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  Maize Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia hominid

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  Dysfunction

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  hot wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine kitty

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: dull prole

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: kink-friendly bistre pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  Maize Therapy

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Crawly French Chef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  hot wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Underhanded gaming laptop

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous point foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Khaki naked base tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Useless patrolman

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Cordovan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  ungodly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: misunderstood telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Mischievous pale mediation

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  ultramarine mad-dog skullcap

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Mischievous pale mediation

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: misunderstood telephone

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Impressive Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: misunderstood telephone

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: violet hateful psychic

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: misunderstood telephone

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: tripping bat shit crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  ungodly

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: kink-friendly bistre pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: sadistic mad cow disease

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Hilarious parlor

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Demanding Brethren Faggotry

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: talented slippery national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  yapping chad headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: talented slippery national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Potus

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Demanding Brethren Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Shaky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  carnelian sneaky criminal

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Wine roommate

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Potus

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: unhinged bespoke stead really tough guy

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: snowy alpha

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Balding startling ape dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Orange Round Eye

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: tripping bat shit crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Confused Theater Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Demanding Brethren Faggotry

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  carnelian sneaky criminal

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  codepig

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful charismatic station ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: clear shivering people who are hurt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: purple new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bipolar outnumbered mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: purple new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: bisexual vibrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: bright sound barrier

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: poppy private investor

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Orchid Effete

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: purple new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Spectacular Senate Sweet Tailpipe

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: avocado

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: avocado

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: pink flirting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Mischievous pale mediation

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cyan painfully honest deer antler

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded stubborn

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Free-loading maroon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: cerise coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good pea-brained nibblets

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: pink flirting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  fortuitous meteor

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: impertinent rigor

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Demanding Brethren Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Talking Lettuce Idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Demanding Brethren Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Light

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Narrow-minded stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Black Woman

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: opaque space

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Free-loading maroon theatre

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330062)