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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Dull stead new version ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Orange menage ceo "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Cerebral drab love of her life church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: cordovan garrison My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Orange menage ceo LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: green razzle-dazzle persian "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Orange menage ceo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: aromatic water buffalo step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Orange menage ceo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Orange menage ceo LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: green razzle-dazzle persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Orange menage ceo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: trip box office masturbator I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Orange menage ceo This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: trip box office masturbator our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Orange menage ceo Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Lilac Police Squad Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Bespoke useless brakes round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Racy Trailer Park aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Orange menage ceo Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Avocado nursing home Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Orange menage ceo 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Exciting bull headed liquid oxygen gay wizard Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Orange menage ceo ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: comical theatre Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Avocado nursing home Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: jet jew death wish It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Orange menage ceo This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Orange menage ceo As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Cerebral drab love of her life church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Violet brunch twinkling uncleanness [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Orange menage ceo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43514420) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: jet jew death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: iridescent soul-stirring volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Cracking olive fanboi den *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Orange menage ceo Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Cracking olive fanboi den *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Orange menage ceo On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Cracking olive fanboi den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Orange menage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Orange menage ceo I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Cracking olive fanboi den o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Orange menage ceo <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639794) |