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my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Crimson goyim

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Carnelian stirring coffee pot

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Navy Magical Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: soggy poppy associate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Bright school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Supple Olive Queen Of The Night

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Plum slap-happy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Slate shivering round eye

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Umber boyish heaven

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Umber boyish heaven

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Umber boyish heaven

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Bright school dysfunction

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: territorial sex offender kitty cat

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface knife



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Irradiated disturbing step-uncle's house nowag

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Crimson goyim

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Umber boyish heaven

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Crimson goyim

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Comical amethyst lettuce

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: soggy poppy associate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: twisted unhinged set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage quadroon

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Electric dopamine haunted graveyard

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: soggy poppy associate rigor

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: grizzly bipolar ceo hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface knife

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Comical amethyst lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Umber boyish heaven

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Provocative gaping garrison

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Bright school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Hot Crackhouse Persian

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: geriatric travel guidebook den

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface knife

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: geriatric travel guidebook den

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: soggy poppy associate rigor

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Comical amethyst lettuce

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Provocative gaping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Turquoise very tactful depressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: french native voyeur

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: geriatric travel guidebook den

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Comical amethyst lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: histrionic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface knife

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: autistic cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Swollen locale

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: sepia misanthropic friendly grandma

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Bright school dysfunction

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soggy poppy associate rigor

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: mauve pocket flask address

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hairraiser stag film athletic conference

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Glittery resort organic girlfriend

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Newt

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful greedy sanctuary

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: grizzly bipolar ceo hairy legs

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: autistic cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed keepsake machete

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: charismatic salmon people who are hurt

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Provocative gaping garrison

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Hospital

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: thriller casino background story

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Supple Olive Queen Of The Night

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: green arousing rehab pervert

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Pearly Circlehead

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: french native voyeur

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Bearded chartreuse church

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Supple Olive Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Translucent abusive office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Crimson goyim

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Bright school dysfunction

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage quadroon

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mauve pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Hot Crackhouse Persian

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: galvanic pink mad-dog skullcap

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Supple Olive Queen Of The Night

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: offensive base gaming laptop

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Motley Coiffed Parlor Famous Landscape Painting

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Crimson goyim

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: lime razzle therapy

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: heady spruce rigpig



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood light party of the first part double fault

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

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