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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
light hunting ground
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Crawly area
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Crawly area
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Crawly area
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Crawly area
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
light hunting ground
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
light hunting ground
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
vermilion hominid affirmative action
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
light hunting ground
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Racy house-broken field gaming laptop
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His moniker?
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Colt
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floppy dark location blood rage
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Disco Fries
glittery know-it-all space
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Curious striped hyena tanning salon
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Histrionic chapel ratface
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Fluffy stage
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Histrionic chapel ratface
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Racy house-broken field gaming laptop
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Histrionic chapel ratface
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Violent Titillating Lettuce
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
light hunting ground
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Fragrant native gaping
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man's BEST friend
Primrose foreskin
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Topaz Sticky Lodge Digit Ratio
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
light hunting ground
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
glittery know-it-all space
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
infuriating faggot firefighter market
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
light hunting ground
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Topaz Sticky Lodge Digit Ratio
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Curious striped hyena tanning salon
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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light hunting ground
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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light hunting ground
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
light hunting ground
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
supple useless brakes feces
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Racy house-broken field gaming laptop
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mods
Yapping friendly grandma whorehouse
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
fighting incel
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
fighting incel
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
light hunting ground
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Razzmatazz grizzly dingle berry telephone
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
pink immigrant dragon
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
light hunting ground
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
pink immigrant dragon
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Link?
light hunting ground
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
pink immigrant dragon
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
light hunting ground
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
light hunting ground
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
light hunting ground
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
light hunting ground
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
pink immigrant dragon
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: light hunting ground

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Crawly area

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Crawly area

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Crawly area

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Crawly area

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Crawly area

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Crawly area

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Crawly area

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Crawly area

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: light hunting ground

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: vermilion hominid affirmative action

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Racy house-broken field gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Histrionic chapel ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: cerebral wine patrolman puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Topaz Sticky Lodge Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: floppy dark location blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all space

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Curious striped hyena tanning salon

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Histrionic chapel ratface

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Fluffy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Histrionic chapel ratface

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Racy house-broken field gaming laptop

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Histrionic chapel ratface

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Violent Titillating Lettuce

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: light hunting ground

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant native gaping

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Primrose foreskin

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Topaz Sticky Lodge Digit Ratio

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all space

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter market

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: light hunting ground

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Topaz Sticky Lodge Digit Ratio

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Curious striped hyena tanning salon

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: vermilion hominid affirmative action

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: light hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz grizzly dingle berry telephone

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: light hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: supple useless brakes feces

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Racy house-broken field gaming laptop

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Yapping friendly grandma whorehouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: boyish avocado idea he suggested gas station

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: fighting incel

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: boyish avocado idea he suggested gas station

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: fighting incel

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone church

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: boyish avocado idea he suggested gas station

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: hairless soul-stirring rigor roast beef

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: light hunting ground

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: vermilion hominid affirmative action

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz grizzly dingle berry telephone

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: pink immigrant dragon

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: pink immigrant dragon

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: light hunting ground

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: pink immigrant dragon

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Purple giraffe

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: light hunting ground

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: light hunting ground

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: light hunting ground

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: rebellious quadroon volcanic crater

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: light hunting ground

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: pink immigrant dragon

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: angry scarlet halford

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Canary seedy electric furnace crackhouse

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Offensive laser beams business firm

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: light hunting ground

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all space

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Racy house-broken field gaming laptop

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Cordovan son of senegal french chef

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899877)