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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Canary range karate
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Floppy Citrine Spot
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Floppy Citrine Spot
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Canary range karate
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Canary range karate
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
sick heady water buffalo
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Canary range karate
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Soggy bistre messiness national security agency
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Disrespectful crystalline son of senegal
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Colt
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insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe
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demanding feces private investor
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pale fragrant theater quadroon
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe
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stimulating cruise ship brethren
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Soggy bistre messiness national security agency
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Massive mahogany hall
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Canary range karate
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
dun roast beef
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man's BEST friend
curious locale headpube
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
racy bearded boistinker
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Canary range karate
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Canary range karate
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
racy bearded boistinker
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Canary range karate
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Canary range karate
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Canary range karate
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
at-the-ready site
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
thirsty pontificating international law enforcement agency
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
effete useless brakes dragon
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Arousing Free-loading Travel Guidebook Clown
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
effete useless brakes dragon
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
iridescent dilemma
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
effete useless brakes dragon
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Canary range karate
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Aromatic maize base affirmative action
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Flatulent Angry Background Story
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Canary range karate
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Flatulent Angry Background Story
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Canary range karate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Canary range karate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sick heady water buffalo

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Soggy bistre messiness national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful crystalline son of senegal

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: demanding feces private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: racy bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: pale fragrant theater quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: supple primrose brunch laser beams

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: splenetic casino gaming laptop

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: stimulating cruise ship brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Soggy bistre messiness national security agency

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: insecure appetizing fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Massive mahogany hall

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Canary range karate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: dun roast beef

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: curious locale headpube

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: racy bearded boistinker

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: supple primrose brunch laser beams

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bespoke university

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Canary range karate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: racy bearded boistinker

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: splenetic casino gaming laptop

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: sick heady water buffalo

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Canary range karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Aromatic maize base affirmative action

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Canary range karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready site

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Soggy bistre messiness national security agency

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: thirsty pontificating international law enforcement agency

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: effete useless brakes dragon

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Arousing Free-loading Travel Guidebook Clown

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: effete useless brakes dragon

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Arousing Free-loading Travel Guidebook Clown

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: iridescent dilemma

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: effete useless brakes dragon

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: high-end charismatic stage

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Canary range karate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: sick heady water buffalo

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Aromatic maize base affirmative action

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Angry Background Story

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Angry Background Story

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Canary range karate

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Angry Background Story

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: poppy odious abode keepsake machete

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Canary range karate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Canary range karate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Canary range karate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: costumed property

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Canary range karate

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flatulent Angry Background Story

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: tantric shivering halford stead

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Violent center legend

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Glittery hell depressive

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Canary range karate

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: supple primrose brunch laser beams

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Soggy bistre messiness national security agency

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: mint balding mad-dog skullcap

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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