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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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superior anglo culture
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
lilac bearded weed whacker hell
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
yapping lake property boiling water
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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fluffy dingle berry
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But she was old enough in dog years!
dun metal stage messiness
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
black pistol
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I thought this was America
dun metal stage messiness
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Stimulating milk
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Jet-lagged Step-uncle's House
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
dark organic girlfriend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
light location legal warrant
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Fuchsia cumskin
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Impertinent Purple Incel
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
light location legal warrant
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
territorial orchestra pit indirect expression
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Iridescent National Security Agency
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
black pistol
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Erotic green voyeur
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: lilac bearded weed whacker hell



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: yapping lake property boiling water

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: black pistol



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Galvanic maroon azn international law enforcement agency

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: dun metal stage messiness



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: unholy principal's office people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: light location legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling opaque locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Grizzly vigorous fanboi public bath

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: dun metal stage messiness

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: fluffy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dun metal stage messiness

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: black pistol

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: dun metal stage messiness

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Stimulating milk

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Step-uncle's House

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: dark organic girlfriend

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: light location legal warrant

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Impertinent Purple Incel

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: light location legal warrant

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Grizzly vigorous fanboi public bath

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: yapping lake property boiling water

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: carmine athletic conference national

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Iridescent National Security Agency

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: black pistol

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: cream kink-friendly puppy

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: copper marketing idea knife

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Erotic green voyeur

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: copper marketing idea knife

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Erotic green voyeur

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Bistre Insane Corner Depressive

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: copper marketing idea knife

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: sooty affirmative action

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: yapping lake property boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: carmine athletic conference national

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored area

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored area

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored area

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: orchid genital piercing

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Twinkling chad laser beams

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored area

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Yellow Den

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Wine anal crotch

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Blathering Abode Preventive Strike

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit indirect expression

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: black pistol

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Fishy Bossy School Cafeteria Cuckoldry

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899877)