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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Abnormal comical piazza
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Tantric temple quadroon
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Abnormal comical piazza
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Abnormal comical piazza
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
vengeful sanctuary indirect expression
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Abnormal comical piazza
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Startling Excitant Rehab
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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haunting exciting hospital
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
vibrant swollen depressive address
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Pontificating field
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Abnormal comical piazza
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
violet whorehouse
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
unhinged bateful clown
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
bearded floppy spot associate
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Abnormal comical piazza
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
galvanic elastic band
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Chest-beating Shivering Crackhouse Friendly Grandma
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Abnormal comical piazza
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
bearded floppy spot associate
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Startling Excitant Rehab
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Abnormal comical piazza
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Abnormal comical piazza
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Abnormal comical piazza
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Abnormal comical piazza
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
brilliant appetizing forum faggotry
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Abnormal comical piazza
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Tantric temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: vengeful sanctuary indirect expression

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vibrant swollen depressive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: iridescent razzle newt

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed stimulating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bearded floppy spot associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: hideous odious fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: galvanic elastic band

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Startling Excitant Rehab

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: haunting exciting hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vibrant swollen depressive address

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle affirmative action meetinghouse

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pontificating field

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: violet whorehouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: unhinged bateful clown

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bearded floppy spot associate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: galvanic elastic band

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating Shivering Crackhouse Friendly Grandma

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: bearded floppy spot associate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Startling Excitant Rehab

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: vengeful sanctuary indirect expression

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: brilliant appetizing forum faggotry

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Potus Lodge

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant swollen depressive address

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: onyx bipolar shrine toilet seat

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: glittery pearl bawdyhouse candlestick maker

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Garnet public bath

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: glittery pearl bawdyhouse candlestick maker

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Garnet public bath

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: grizzly charismatic roommate

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: glittery pearl bawdyhouse candlestick maker

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: claret nursing home sneaky criminal

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: vengeful sanctuary indirect expression

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: brilliant appetizing forum faggotry

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Contagious frisky stage

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Contagious frisky stage

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Contagious frisky stage

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: hairraiser brunch genital piercing

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned slimy business firm dopamine

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Contagious frisky stage

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: bisexual fragrant menage codepig

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Mustard telephone

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic pea-brained parlour

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Abnormal comical piazza

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic elastic band

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: vibrant swollen depressive address

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: carmine abode

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899877)