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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
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  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
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  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
razzle-dazzle godawful hell generalized bond
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
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  02/22/12
u jelly
Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt
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did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
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how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Talented Tanning Salon
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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henna blathering milk
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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cr
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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god fucking damn it
Stirring boistinker home
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
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  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
aromatic lodge wagecucks
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how DOES he see himself?
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  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
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  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: autistic coral bawdyhouse boltzmann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: chest-beating sapphire crotch institution



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: harsh maniacal lettuce site

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle godawful hell generalized bond

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle godawful hell generalized bond

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: curious fat ankles

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: slimy base

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: autistic coral bawdyhouse boltzmann

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: carmine meetinghouse fanboi

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Talented Tanning Salon

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: fragrant sinister box office black woman

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: autistic coral bawdyhouse boltzmann

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2:#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: henna blathering milk



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: mewling area chad

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: walnut hissy fit locale

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: autistic coral bawdyhouse boltzmann

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: know-it-all old irish cottage lay

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Stirring boistinker home

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: tantric plaza trust fund



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: autistic coral bawdyhouse boltzmann

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest macaca

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: aromatic lodge wagecucks



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic lodge wagecucks

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Talented Tanning Salon

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: walnut hissy fit locale

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest macaca

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life university



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: garnet toaster

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: thriller outnumbered theatre boiling water

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2:#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: walnut hissy fit locale

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2:#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest macaca



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: coiffed dilemma



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: amethyst property



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: know-it-all old irish cottage lay

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Massive goyim nursing home

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: amethyst property



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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