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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
magenta concupiscible legal warrant
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
magenta concupiscible legal warrant
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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Jesus
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literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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crying
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  06/25/12
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What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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Supple amethyst filthpig
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
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180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
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  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
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first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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how does he do it?
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Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Shaky sandwich haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
bat-shit-crazy principal's office
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
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This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
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Self-centered Degenerate
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Bateful corner nibblets

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: odious karate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Supple amethyst filthpig

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dashing elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Sticky ratface

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: indecent ebony old irish cottage athletic conference

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy principal's office

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser den

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Self-centered Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive corn cake locus

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: thirsty jewess stage



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: scarlet generalized bond set



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Citrine chapel



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Purple business firm multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Purple business firm multi-billionaire



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative black woman



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: submissive gaping kitty



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: lake macaca menage

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dashing elastic band

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dashing elastic band

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Supple amethyst filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bronze stain

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller talking parlour

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: walnut motley house

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: dashing elastic band

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: marvelous keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: dashing elastic band

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: histrionic silver area personal credit line

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Onyx Patrolman Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Coral locale mediation

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Shaky sandwich haunted graveyard

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored disrespectful cruise ship

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: splenetic hell

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Burgundy Roast Beef Hominid

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling casino really tough guy

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy principal's office

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: vigorous vengeful station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: alcoholic private investor



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling casino really tough guy

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia Fanboi

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: vigorous vengeful station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: twinkling organic girlfriend theatre

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: vigorous vengeful station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible legal warrant

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Self-centered Degenerate

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Self-centered Degenerate

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: histrionic silver area personal credit line

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Self-centered Degenerate

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: thirsty jewess stage

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: histrionic silver area personal credit line

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: ultramarine comical cuck

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: excitant university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: excitant university

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: excitant university



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: excitant university



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Rusted Violent Jew Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: cordovan beady-eyed love of her life

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: thirsty jewess stage



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: fighting sepia community account rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: buff trailer park sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: buff trailer park sweet tailpipe

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: grizzly institution double fault

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Aromatic fishy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: cerebral senate

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: geriatric garrison



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: salmon at-the-ready base son of senegal



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Lascivious spruce antidepressant drug



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: khaki ungodly party of the first part

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Racy Office Potus

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Aromatic fishy temple



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: vermilion stirring liquid oxygen



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Aromatic fishy temple



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Mustard 180 French Chef Field



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: splenetic hell



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Henna coiffed resort mexican

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: contagious well-lubricated volcanic crater mental disorder

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: seedy faggotry



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: splenetic hell



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe faggot firefighter



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Avocado Library Philosopher-king



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating ruddy boltzmann space

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Passionate Home Travel Guidebook



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged trip selfie plaza



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: lilac orchestra pit

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: navy fluffy school

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: lilac orchestra pit

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964828)