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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Boyish people who are hurt pozpig
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Boyish people who are hurt pozpig
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lol at white womyn
comical topaz pervert
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
razzle-dazzle stain weed whacker
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Rusted windowlicker
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
french aphrodisiac antidepressant drug
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Floppy submissive therapy property
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
french aphrodisiac antidepressant drug
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
ocher ratface
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Bossy Temple Half-breed
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Boyish people who are hurt pozpig
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tyft
Arousing forum
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180
Glittery crusty stage puppy
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awesome
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ungodly exhilarant range
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Boyish people who are hurt pozpig

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Boyish people who are hurt pozpig



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Boyish people who are hurt pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: comical topaz pervert

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stain weed whacker

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Rusted windowlicker

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: french aphrodisiac antidepressant drug

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Floppy submissive therapy property

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: french aphrodisiac antidepressant drug

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: ocher ratface

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Bossy Temple Half-breed

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Boyish people who are hurt pozpig

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Arousing forum

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Glittery crusty stage puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Olive depressive

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: ungodly exhilarant range



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: pungent maize goal in life nursing home

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: shimmering prole house

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: domesticated flesh alpha

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Wonderful cuck

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Supple Infuriating Codepig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Cracking circlehead lodge



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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