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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
tell me
salmon house-broken home jap
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
amethyst bonkers trust fund
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
territorial clear station
  12/28/13
fucking lol
nubile arousing kitchen stock car
  05/12/15
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vigorous temple filthpig
  05/12/15
so underrated
burgundy twisted stain reading party
  01/19/16
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aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor
  06/07/17
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boyish unholy indirect expression state
  03/31/18
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Spruce exhilarant area immigrant
  07/18/18
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Hairraiser trump supporter
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cowardly stirring shrine
  12/16/21
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Adventurous Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  02/16/23
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Titillating fanboi
  12/11/24
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disturbing native macaca
  06/11/25
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
mahogany passionate nursing home affirmative action
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Pontificating senate
  08/14/13
lmao
salmon house-broken home jap
  05/12/15
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Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  12/11/24
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Titillating fanboi
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
mahogany passionate nursing home affirmative action
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Bipolar nighttime corner
  08/14/13
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Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
fishy medicated background story
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
rofl
salmon house-broken home jap
  08/14/13
180
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
rofl
Chartreuse center
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Startled market depressive
  08/14/13
lol
dark meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo
  08/14/13
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aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor
  03/10/14
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chocolate stimulating library
  03/24/21
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Adventurous Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  02/16/23
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
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Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
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Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Pontificating senate
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
best of thread
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
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Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
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Titillating fanboi
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Titillating fanboi
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
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Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
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Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
bateful roast beef house
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Pontificating senate
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Histrionic gold internal respiration
  08/14/13
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salmon house-broken home jap
  08/14/13
180
Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry
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claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo
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Provocative chestnut associate
  08/17/13
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nubile arousing kitchen stock car
  01/19/16
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boyish unholy indirect expression state
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Histrionic gold internal respiration
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
lol
Out-of-control slimy site
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
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Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Poppy garrison really tough guy
  08/14/13
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hot school cafeteria
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed translucent dingle berry striped hyena
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
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Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
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Supple frozen address
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
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chocolate stimulating library
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Motley glassy foreskin
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
fishy medicated background story
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
fishy medicated background story
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
fluffy boistinker
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Glittery Gas Station
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Motley glassy foreskin
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
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crusty brunch wrinkle
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
very tactful menage sandwich
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
whatever
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Vibrant pink chapel degenerate
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
lol
Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
180
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
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French talented headpube
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Gaped cerise azn church building
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
odious tripping telephone
  08/14/13
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odious tripping telephone
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
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erotic soul-stirring gay wizard
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Dashing Bistre Therapy
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
flushed electric bawdyhouse mad cow disease
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cowardly stirring shrine
  08/14/13
165
underhanded fantasy-prone hunting ground patrolman
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
lmao
Aromatic tank
  08/14/13
...
crusty brunch wrinkle
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Doobsian dog poop base
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Brindle School Knife
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Provocative chestnut associate
  08/14/13
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odious tripping telephone
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
Pics?
Multi-colored Violent Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
link?
Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  08/17/13
...
salmon house-broken home jap
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
sapphire spectacular puppy hairy legs
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Maize galvanic hell
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
comical keepsake machete yarmulke
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Wonderful theatre police squad
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Olive Box Office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
emerald masturbator crackhouse
  08/14/13
Underrated
underhanded fantasy-prone hunting ground patrolman
  08/15/13
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aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Olive Box Office
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
emerald masturbator crackhouse
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
swashbuckling lilac athletic conference
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Violent Racy Lay
  08/14/13
lol
dark meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Violent Racy Lay
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
dark meetinghouse
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Violent Racy Lay
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Olive Box Office
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
tan bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Motley glassy foreskin
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cracking Coiffed Cuckold
  08/14/13
180
Lascivious turquoise psychic sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
dark meetinghouse
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
dark meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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gay exciting trailer park idiot
  08/14/13
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Heady Disrespectful Range Brethren
  08/14/13
180
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
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emerald masturbator crackhouse
  08/15/13
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comical keepsake machete yarmulke
  08/17/13
...
Snowy aphrodisiac multi-billionaire people who are hurt
  09/11/13
Lmao
metal tantric french chef
  06/07/17
...
The Goy World
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
razzle-dazzle space
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
gay exciting trailer park idiot
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Pearly Heaven
  08/14/13
lol
Amber Casino Pervert
  08/14/13
...
Vivacious orchestra pit
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
rusted soggy roommate abode
  08/14/13
180
Buck-toothed deer antler institution
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
scarlet death wish
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
cerebral factory reset button idea he suggested
  08/17/13
poignant
Chrome Filthy Indian Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
appetizing halford university
  08/17/13
...
gay exciting trailer park idiot
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Snowy aphrodisiac multi-billionaire people who are hurt
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Supple frozen address
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
swashbuckling lilac athletic conference
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
territorial clear station
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Zippy Arrogant Useless Brakes
  12/28/13
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hideous kitty pit
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
confused mad-dog skullcap
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Marvelous field personal credit line
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
red newt sanctuary
  03/10/14
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nubile arousing kitchen stock car
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Poppy garrison really tough guy
  05/12/15
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Cobalt abnormal spot milk
  01/19/16
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claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo
  10/25/17
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Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  11/29/15
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Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  12/23/15
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nubile arousing kitchen stock car
  01/05/16
...
Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  03/13/16
I want pizza
bat shit crazy diverse resort ratface
  06/07/17
...
Cobalt abnormal spot milk
  09/22/17
...
Provocative chestnut associate
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Walnut contagious lettuce coldplay fan
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
plum mind-boggling locale
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Walnut contagious lettuce coldplay fan
  07/18/18
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chocolate stimulating library
  04/30/19
...
Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  06/21/20
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Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage
  06/23/20
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Trip haunted graveyard
  07/11/20
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chocolate stimulating library
  12/16/21
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chocolate stimulating library
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: salmon house-broken home jap

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: amethyst bonkers trust fund

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: territorial clear station

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: nubile arousing kitchen stock car

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: vigorous temple filthpig



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: burgundy twisted stain reading party

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: boyish unholy indirect expression state



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Spruce exhilarant area immigrant



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Private Investor Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: disturbing native macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mahogany passionate nursing home affirmative action

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Pontificating senate

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: salmon house-broken home jap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mahogany passionate nursing home affirmative action

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bipolar nighttime corner

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: fishy medicated background story

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: salmon house-broken home jap

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse center

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Startled market depressive

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: dark meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Private Investor Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Pontificating senate

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bateful roast beef house

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Pontificating senate

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Histrionic gold internal respiration

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: salmon house-broken home jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: dun corn cake property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: nubile arousing kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: boyish unholy indirect expression state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Histrionic gold internal respiration

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control slimy site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Poppy garrison really tough guy

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: hot school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed translucent dingle berry striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Supple frozen address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Supple frozen address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Motley glassy foreskin

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: fishy medicated background story

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: fishy medicated background story

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: fluffy boistinker

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery Gas Station

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Motley glassy foreskin

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: crusty brunch wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: very tactful menage sandwich

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Vibrant pink chapel degenerate

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: French talented headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Gaped cerise azn church building

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: odious tripping telephone

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: odious tripping telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: erotic soul-stirring gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky dysfunction cuckoldry

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing Bistre Therapy

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: flushed electric bawdyhouse mad cow disease

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cowardly stirring shrine

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: underhanded fantasy-prone hunting ground patrolman

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Aromatic tank

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: crusty brunch wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Doobsian dog poop base

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Brindle School Knife

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: odious tripping telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Violent Hissy Fit

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: salmon house-broken home jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sapphire spectacular puppy hairy legs

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Maize galvanic hell

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: comical keepsake machete yarmulke

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Wonderful theatre police squad

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Olive Box Office

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: emerald masturbator crackhouse

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: underhanded fantasy-prone hunting ground patrolman

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: aqua razzmatazz goal in life rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Olive Box Office

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: emerald masturbator crackhouse

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac athletic conference

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sadistic Theater Stage Sound Barrier

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Violent Racy Lay

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: dark meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Violent Racy Lay

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: dark meetinghouse

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Violent Racy Lay

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Olive Box Office

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: tan bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Motley glassy foreskin

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cracking Coiffed Cuckold

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Lascivious turquoise psychic sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: dark meetinghouse

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: dark meetinghouse

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: gay exciting trailer park idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Heady Disrespectful Range Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: emerald masturbator crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: comical keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Snowy aphrodisiac multi-billionaire people who are hurt



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: metal tantric french chef

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle space

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: gay exciting trailer park idiot

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Pearly Heaven

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Amber Casino Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Vivacious orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: rusted soggy roommate abode

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed deer antler institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet death wish

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral factory reset button idea he suggested

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Chrome Filthy Indian Lodge Organic Girlfriend

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: appetizing halford university

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: gay exciting trailer park idiot



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Snowy aphrodisiac multi-billionaire people who are hurt

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Supple frozen address

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac athletic conference

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: territorial clear station

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Zippy Arrogant Useless Brakes

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: hideous kitty pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: confused mad-dog skullcap

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Marvelous field personal credit line

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: red newt sanctuary

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: nubile arousing kitchen stock car



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Poppy garrison really tough guy

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cobalt abnormal spot milk



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: claret shaky twinkling uncleanness water buffalo



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: nubile arousing kitchen stock car



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse resort ratface

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt abnormal spot milk



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut associate



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Walnut contagious lettuce coldplay fan

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: plum mind-boggling locale

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Walnut contagious lettuce coldplay fan

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating library



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Trip haunted graveyard



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating library



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating library



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