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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant point



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Aromatic carmine stock car crackhouse

ft. Drunkard

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Medicated gas station



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: trip red partner



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Sable box office

rofl

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: exhilarant purple ladyboy private investor

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: nubile translucent hominid principal's office



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Bespoke Lascivious Double Fault



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Deep therapy step-uncle's house



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Navy bat shit crazy love of her life



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded goal in life



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy windowlicker

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: salmon kitty cat station



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: frisky gaping space



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded goal in life



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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: nubile translucent hominid principal's office



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Smoky parlour



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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: exhilarant purple ladyboy private investor



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: exhilarant purple ladyboy private investor

any voicemos around to vocaroo this shit

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Lilac jap

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious field fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Lilac jap

this is my favorite post of all time

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: Low-t heaven water buffalo



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant purple ladyboy private investor



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood hospital idea he suggested



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: opaque kitty



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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: You've been an absolute disaster



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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: orange mind-boggling codepig

this was wonderful, tyvm.

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
Author: Duck-like Fear-inspiring Masturbator

was just about to make this thread, glad i searched 1st

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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: brilliant point



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Cracking Pearl Business Firm Dog Poop



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: Marvelous Ultramarine Feces

sounds like a horror show

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
Author: motley pozpig reading party

I sure as hell don't need any middle aged summer associates, Red...

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: Lilac jap



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Lilac jap

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: sepia free-loading state

Devil's Advocate?

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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: i gave my father head ((zurich is stained))



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