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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
aromatic twinkling dilemma prole
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Costumed razzle reading party
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crawly resort
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Vivacious brethren
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180
Cerebral House Azn
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boyish jet crackhouse
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dun curious coldplay fan idiot
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
pale aphrodisiac ladyboy
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crawly resort
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
stimulating angry menage
  07/17/16
lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Swollen arousing space
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
shimmering floppy main people
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pale aphrodisiac ladyboy
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crawly resort
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stirring whorehouse
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coral nowag
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copper bull headed point really tough guy
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copper bull headed point really tough guy
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still funny.
swashbuckling adulterous dog poop
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Erotic shitlib
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180 quadroon
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Excitant sweet tailpipe incel
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Lascivious locus people who are hurt
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Fear-inspiring orchestra pit
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Still 180
Violet plaza
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Fear-inspiring orchestra pit
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Cerebral House Azn
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crawly resort
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Swollen arousing space
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Fear-inspiring orchestra pit
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?
Swollen arousing space
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?pls
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Flirting codepig
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Tan Concupiscible Spot
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If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gi...
Passionate shrine
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Big corner
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copper bull headed point really tough guy
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: aromatic twinkling dilemma prole

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Costumed razzle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: crawly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious brethren



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Cerebral House Azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: boyish jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: dun curious coldplay fan idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: pale aphrodisiac ladyboy

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: crawly resort



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: stimulating angry menage

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Swollen arousing space

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: shimmering floppy main people

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: pale aphrodisiac ladyboy



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: crawly resort



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: stirring whorehouse



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: coral nowag



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: copper bull headed point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: copper bull headed point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling adulterous dog poop

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Erotic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: 180 quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe incel



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Lascivious locus people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Violet plaza

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Cerebral House Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: crawly resort



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Swollen arousing space

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring orchestra pit

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Swollen arousing space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring orchestra pit

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Flirting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Tan Concupiscible Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Passionate shrine

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Big corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: copper bull headed point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: jew hater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#49168452)