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Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding...
vibrant idiot
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Misunderstood church building
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henna national organic girlfriend
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Yapping hospital boiling water
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Yapping hospital boiling water
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mewling incel
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
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Vivacious harsh locus
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  03/11/15
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bull headed fuchsia spot coffee pot
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these links still work 180
Turquoise indian lodge
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
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Aromatic mother
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Bearded fragrant elastic band new version
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
Charcoal deranged center hominid
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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Slate vengeful therapy
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
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pea-brained fanboi parlor
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vibrant idiot
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Big resort wagecucks
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umber sexy casino
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overrated business firm messiness
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Marvelous property volcanic crater
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Puce hell mexican
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Obsidian codepig
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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arousing fluffy lay giraffe
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
odious roast beef
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alcoholic skinny woman prole
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
odious roast beef
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balding deer antler
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Slate vengeful therapy
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henna national organic girlfriend
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Yapping hospital boiling water
  03/11/15
fucking lol
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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charismatic bbw twinkling uncleanness
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Ruby Stubborn Market Trust Fund
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Aromatic mother
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  03/11/15
180000
Crimson blood rage toaster
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pea-brained fanboi parlor
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mewling incel
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bright startled background story cuckold
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Bearded fragrant elastic band new version
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Aromatic mother
  03/11/15
1800000
odious roast beef
  03/11/15
legit
red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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Hairless Mahogany Ticket Booth
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Bonkers House Antidepressant Drug
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Aromatic mother
  03/12/16
lmfao
flirting useless brakes immigrant
  10/28/16
LOL
Ivory Know-it-all Associate
  01/06/17
lol
self-absorbed frum theatre mad cow disease
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ruddy site
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Brilliant irate theater stage cuckoldry
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mauve location
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cyan public bath
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mewling incel
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overrated business firm messiness
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Marvelous property volcanic crater
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Abusive gold dragon
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Concupiscible station
  03/11/15
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Floppy Poppy Private Investor Filthpig
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
stimulating love of her life area
  03/12/15
Moar!
alcoholic skinny woman prole
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Sadistic sapphire corn cake
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  01/27/22
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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medicated chapel
  03/25/15
Lol 1800
mauve location
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cyan public bath
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ruddy site
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Marvelous property volcanic crater
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slippery apoplectic forum
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
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mentally impaired water buffalo
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
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Abusive gold dragon
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University
  03/11/15
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
alcoholic skinny woman prole
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Obsidian codepig
  03/11/15
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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thriller beta persian
  03/15/15
closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
  03/11/15
Shit
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
  03/12/15
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transparent personal credit line hairy legs
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
white electric furnace
  03/11/15
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Crimson blood rage toaster
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/18/22
still going strong
pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Obsidian codepig
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/11/15
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Obsidian codepig
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pea-brained fanboi parlor
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supple sanctuary
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thriller beta persian
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mentally impaired water buffalo
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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sooty party of the first part
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Yapping hospital boiling water
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  03/11/15
*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/11/15
*bark aves
swashbuckling puppy
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hairraiser house-broken piazza
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University
  03/11/15
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vibrant idiot
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Deep locale
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Charcoal deranged center hominid
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Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University
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Bearded fragrant elastic band new version
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Big resort wagecucks
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vibrant idiot
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Crimson blood rage toaster
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
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Coral gaping
  03/12/15
*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Aromatic mother
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Yapping hospital boiling water
  03/12/15
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Opaque idea he suggested
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180 bistre jap tanning salon
  03/12/15
Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
stimulating love of her life area
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Mind-boggling gay wizard
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Lime Genital Piercing Kitchen
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Histrionic set halford
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Trip Carnelian Nowag
  04/02/15
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mewling incel
  06/03/15
lmao
Electric stag film potus
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Azure kitty
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overrated business firm messiness
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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glittery gunner
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Galvanic address
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mentally impaired water buffalo
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  12/09/21
!!!
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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soul-stirring marketing idea striped hyena
  03/25/24
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Charcoal deranged center hominid
  03/11/15
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Purple ladyboy
  03/12/15
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Out-of-control shrine brethren
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walnut pocket flask dog poop
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khaki laughsome patrolman partner
  03/12/15
skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
flickering disgusting coldplay fan crackhouse
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Judgmental Heady Tank School Cafeteria
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
white electric furnace
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Diverse disturbing brunch
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
alcoholic skinny woman prole
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Charcoal deranged center hominid
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
frisky whorehouse doctorate
  03/12/15
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  03/12/15
!
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/12/15
180
comical painfully honest parlour chad
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henna national organic girlfriend
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Racy famous landscape painting
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
pea-brained fanboi parlor
  03/12/15
great thread
Lascivious Abode Legend
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
stimulating love of her life area
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Aromatic mother
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Bateful feces institution
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
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Purple ladyboy
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
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exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
hilarious aggressive garrison
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Pungent Stage Sweet Tailpipe
  10/13/18
*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  02/18/22
180
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Cruel-hearted stage
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Slate vengeful therapy
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Rose Jewess
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Rose Jewess
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
thriller beta persian
  03/15/15
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Sadistic sapphire corn cake
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umber sexy casino
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
hilarious aggressive garrison
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pea-brained fanboi parlor
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Smoky coiffed corner masturbator
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  04/03/15
ruh roh
mewling incel
  06/03/15
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Lime Genital Piercing Kitchen
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Passionate Meetinghouse
  03/25/15
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
  04/02/15
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Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
citrine cruise ship
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Trip Carnelian Nowag
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Lemon flatulent stock car native
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Milky Library Scourge Upon The Earth
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Aromatic mother
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
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mewling incel
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flesh alpha theater
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mentally impaired water buffalo
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Titillating sienna home gaming laptop
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Electric stag film potus
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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cerise talented faggot firefighter rehab
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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shivering nursing home
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walnut pocket flask dog poop
  10/31/19
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mentally impaired water buffalo
  12/06/21
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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garnet stead dysfunction
  04/05/15
180
wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  04/24/15
180^180
Mind-boggling gay wizard
  05/08/15
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mewling incel
  06/03/15
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red disrespectful friendly grandma menage
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wine indecent philosopher-king
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  04/24/15
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
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Charcoal deranged center hominid
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Elite french church dopamine
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pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo
  12/06/21
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  12/10/21
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
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Trip Carnelian Nowag
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
frisky whorehouse doctorate
  05/08/15
underrated
vigorous pisswyrm circlehead
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Trip Carnelian Nowag
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
mewling incel
  06/03/15
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Chartreuse multi-billionaire temple
  06/03/15
Ouch
Impertinent indigo rigpig
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Judgmental Heady Tank School Cafeteria
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
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180
excitant yarmulke
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henna national organic girlfriend
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Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
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Trip Carnelian Nowag
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Misunderstood church building
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
sticky cerebral principal's office wrinkle
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Charcoal deranged center hominid
  10/09/15
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
wonderful unholy ceo crotch
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Charcoal deranged center hominid
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
alcoholic skinny woman prole
  03/12/16
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Elite french church dopamine
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Misanthropic Domesticated Space
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Elite french church dopamine
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  12/10/21
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Razzmatazz base international law enforcement agency
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Elite french church dopamine
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Elite french church dopamine
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hideous buff ratface pit
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Elite french church dopamine
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Mustard massive plaza mood
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Charcoal deranged center hominid
  07/15/16
CR.
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
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Elite french church dopamine
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Impertinent indigo rigpig
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Elite french church dopamine
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Mustard massive plaza mood
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Elite french church dopamine
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Impertinent indigo rigpig
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wonderful unholy ceo crotch
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Hyperactive Boltzmann Voyeur
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translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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Narrow-minded doobsian state mad-dog skullcap
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hideous buff ratface pit
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Mustard massive plaza mood
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: odious roast beef

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: odious roast beef

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Aromatic mother

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: alcoholic skinny woman prole

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian codepig

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: thriller beta persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: transparent personal credit line hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: white electric furnace

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Crimson blood rage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Obsidian codepig

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Obsidian codepig

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: supple sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: thriller beta persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: sooty party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Yapping hospital boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling puppy

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser house-broken piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: vibrant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Deep locale

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ebony Toilet Seat University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Bearded fragrant elastic band new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Big resort wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: vibrant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Crimson blood rage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Coral gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Aromatic mother

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Yapping hospital boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Opaque idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: 180 bistre jap tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life area

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay wizard

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Lime Genital Piercing Kitchen

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Histrionic set halford

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Trip Carnelian Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: mewling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Electric stag film potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Azure kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: overrated business firm messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: glittery gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Galvanic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring marketing idea striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Purple ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control shrine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: khaki laughsome patrolman partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: flickering disgusting coldplay fan crackhouse

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Judgmental Heady Tank School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: white electric furnace

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Diverse disturbing brunch

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: alcoholic skinny woman prole

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: frisky whorehouse doctorate

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: comical painfully honest parlour chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: henna national organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Racy famous landscape painting

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Abode Legend

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life area

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Aromatic mother

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bateful feces institution

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Purple ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: hilarious aggressive garrison

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Pungent Stage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: exhilarant gaped bawdyhouse

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Slate vengeful therapy

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Rose Jewess

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Rose Jewess

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: thriller beta persian

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Sadistic sapphire corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: umber sexy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: hilarious aggressive garrison

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: pea-brained fanboi parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Smoky coiffed corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: mewling incel

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Lime Genital Piercing Kitchen

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Passionate Meetinghouse

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Curious Headpube Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Trip Carnelian Nowag

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Lemon flatulent stock car native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Milky Library Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Aromatic mother



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: mewling incel



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: flesh alpha theater



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: mentally impaired water buffalo



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Titillating sienna home gaming laptop



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Electric stag film potus

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: cerise talented faggot firefighter rehab



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: shivering nursing home



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask dog poop



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: mentally impaired water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: garnet stead dysfunction



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay wizard

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: mewling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: red disrespectful friendly grandma menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: wine indecent philosopher-king



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Trip Carnelian Nowag



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: frisky whorehouse doctorate

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: vigorous pisswyrm circlehead

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Trip Carnelian Nowag



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: mewling incel

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse multi-billionaire temple

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Judgmental Heady Tank School Cafeteria

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: excitant yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: henna national organic girlfriend



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Metal up-to-no-good senate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Trip Carnelian Nowag



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood church building



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: sticky cerebral principal's office wrinkle

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: alcoholic skinny woman prole

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Misanthropic Domesticated Space

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz base international law enforcement agency

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hideous buff ratface pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Charcoal deranged center hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Impertinent indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive Boltzmann Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded doobsian state mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: hideous buff ratface pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Aqua Provocative School Keepsake Machete

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: slap-happy greedy cuck hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Mustard massive plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: ruddy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: slap-happy greedy cuck hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: boyish sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Ivory Know-it-all Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: tan hunting ground shitlib

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic address

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: pearl infuriating queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Jet laser beams dilemma

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: demanding box office place of business

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating multi-colored knife step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: crystalline spectacular quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: hideous buff ratface pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Elite french church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Abusive gold dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: wonderful unholy ceo crotch

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: motley rebellious point double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy psychic lodge

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: idiotic pontificating turdskin gas station

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Exciting field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: vibrant idiot

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: vibrant idiot

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado orchestra pit

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: vibrant idiot

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Heaven

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: dashing office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: haunting rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Pungent Stage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: translucent irradiated goyim old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired water buffalo



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: pearly twisted candlestick maker tattoo



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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