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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| stubborn titillating stage patrolman | 04/24/15 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: stubborn titillating stage patrolman It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: aqua fortuitous meteor national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: diverse azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Charcoal zippy hissy fit quadroon did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: swollen indecent shrine friendly grandma "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Glassy dopamine (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Frozen stag film laser beams "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Dashing gas station factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: citrine rebellious pisswyrm (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: stubborn titillating stage patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Jade Sandwich Blood Rage who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: stubborn titillating stage patrolman Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Jade Sandwich Blood Rage whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: stubborn titillating stage patrolman CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Bipolar dun haunted graveyard university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Khaki razzmatazz athletic conference 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac pale love of her life theater stage "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Bipolar dun haunted graveyard university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Overrated walnut spot persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335487) |