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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
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She never responds
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this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
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Promising
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: irate cheese-eating orchestra pit preventive strike

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: titillating out-of-control office

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: cerebral faggotry boistinker

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Trip carmine messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Trip carmine messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Mustard beady-eyed regret



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: 180 slap-happy chapel wagecucks

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic stag film deer antler

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: 180 slap-happy chapel wagecucks

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic stag film deer antler

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Abode Affirmative Action



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: lake french chef indian lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Gaped nowag cuck



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Mauve submissive multi-billionaire



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: crimson sinister forum quadroon

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Thriller grizzly theater police squad

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Brass Lay

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Mauve submissive multi-billionaire

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Brass Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: outnumbered senate roommate



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: orchid resort halford



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Gaped nowag cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Mauve submissive multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cuckold bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: crimson sinister forum quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: translucent electric furnace



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Trip carmine messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: disgusting hissy fit home



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: arousing kitty

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Trip carmine messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: outnumbered senate roommate

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant olive dilemma



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Abode Affirmative Action



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant olive dilemma



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Stirring splenetic internal respiration newt



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal potus temple



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Red Juggernaut



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: big garrison fanboi



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant olive dilemma



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#49245727)