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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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This one stings.
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Cr edit
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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TY bro
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
narrow-minded national
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why do you think that?
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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Update?
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Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Cr
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hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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Describe
Silver french chef
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation
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God damn brutal
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Please be flame
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
cerebral sable nowag
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Saffron Out-of-control Clown
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I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
honey-headed hell
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
hateful unhinged giraffe
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Fuck
Saffron Out-of-control Clown
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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cq's!
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  01/26/16
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...
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
irate love of her life
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Exciting self-absorbed kitchen kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Insane talented indian lodge

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: french mind-boggling forum

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

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Author: Gold filthpig

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Author: tripping translucent corn cake

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Galvanic nighttime parlor water buffalo

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Self-centered big-titted shrine

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal razzmatazz faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Green arousing area

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Pontificating shitlib pit

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Filthy Library

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Cracking Cerise Antidepressant Drug

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: aggressive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: contagious sinister scourge upon the earth stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Disturbing very tactful generalized bond

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Heady partner new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Crawly base

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: diverse jew

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: comical gay queen of the night native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: blue deep brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Magenta mad cow disease abode

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Histrionic indecent hall yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: jade provocative stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: concupiscible mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: pea-brained aromatic double fault athletic conference

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Snowy therapy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: indigo startling state chad

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous parlour

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: sticky demanding stag film

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling angry wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: stirring theater

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Excitant opaque faggot firefighter tattoo

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: stimulating house-broken alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Cream Big Resort

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta mad cow disease abode

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: azure nursing home macaca

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: charcoal heaven

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: glittery dopamine azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous patrolman

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Twinkling balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded national

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded national

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded national

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded national

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded national

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: dull motley senate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Twinkling balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: infuriating hunting ground house

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: stirring theater

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: olive adulterous plaza toilet seat

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: seedy orchestra pit private investor

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Cream Big Resort

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Racy Peach Ticket Booth Toaster

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: domesticated ocher space quadroon

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Mewling Purple Locale Background Story

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fear-inspiring halford

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Supple Rose Deer Antler

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: gaped aquamarine legal warrant

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Silver french chef

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe trust fund

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Silver french chef

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe trust fund

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: claret flirting theater stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: claret flirting theater stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Silver french chef

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: indigo startling state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: henna misunderstood box office stain

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: henna misunderstood box office stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Wild spectacular business firm boiling water

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Lascivious jet-lagged gaming laptop institution

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous patrolman

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Wild spectacular business firm boiling water

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Violet kink-friendly doctorate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: infuriating hunting ground house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Walnut elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: concupiscible mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: adventurous hairless chapel fortuitous meteor

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Walnut elastic band garrison

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Charismatic public bath internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: charcoal heaven

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Slippery theatre

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: passionate chestnut station roast beef

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Cream Big Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Silver french chef

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Silver french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Silver french chef

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Silver french chef

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Silver french chef

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: irate love of her life

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: indigo startling state chad

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Magenta mad cow disease abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: honey-headed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: claret flirting theater stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Silver french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Charismatic public bath internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: curious multi-billionaire bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Harsh market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Titillating brindle jewess coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: khaki headpube mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cordovan corner friendly grandma

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke national security agency cruise ship

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Walnut elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: hot orchid useless brakes really tough guy

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  temple sound barrier

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  buff becky idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Obsidian gaping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cordovan corner friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: cordovan corner friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: charcoal heaven

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Hairy Legs Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: sexy mahogany bbw principal's office

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: honey-headed hell

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: hateful unhinged giraffe

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sickened immigrant

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke national security agency cruise ship

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: sticky demanding stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: flatulent jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy digit ratio

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Galvanic nighttime parlor water buffalo

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Erotic incel liquid oxygen

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy digit ratio

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: up-to-no-good odious cuckoldry mediation

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Erotic incel liquid oxygen

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: charcoal heaven

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  Hairy Legs Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Pontificating shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Cobalt School Voyeur

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Supple Rose Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse puppy den

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: aggressive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Supple Rose Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Ruby offensive hominid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  rehab knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: tripping translucent corn cake

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Erotic incel liquid oxygen

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Pontificating shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  know-it-all mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  Impressive Masturbator

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Cream Big Resort

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Chartreuse puppy den

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  coral messiness

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Walnut elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Pontificating shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: pearly office

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Fighting Startled Travel Guidebook Circlehead

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Smoky mentally impaired goal in life crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sienna weed whacker

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: useless fuchsia church place of business

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Apoplectic Lay Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: comical gay queen of the night native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  lavender fat ankles ape

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  lavender fat ankles ape

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  know-it-all mental disorder

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Boistinker Half-breed

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Pungent drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Bull headed salmon mad-dog skullcap round eye

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cumskin casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  coral messiness

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Crystalline juggernaut sanctuary

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: amber police squad

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: amber police squad

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: amber police squad

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: disgusting light tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: comical gay queen of the night native

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: amber police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: amber police squad

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: ultramarine pozpig foreskin

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Anal ebony gas station

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: amber police squad

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Walnut elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: amber police squad

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: amber police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: maize hyperventilating feces milk

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  milky

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: maize hyperventilating feces milk

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: maize hyperventilating feces milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Abusive Rigor Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  cuck indirect expression



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: ivory rough-skinned pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Flushed keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy spot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: cerebral sable nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Supple Rose Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: turquoise party of the first part

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  shaky ratface

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Topaz trip dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Saffron Out-of-control Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Supple Rose Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49548061)