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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
wild cruise ship juggernaut
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
sticky field
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
Hilarious nursing home sandwich
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
dull irradiated trailer park
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Magical kitchen athletic conference
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Magical kitchen athletic conference
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital
  02/13/18
(virgin)
Trip Range Kitty Cat
  02/13/18
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Magical kitchen athletic conference
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bright spectacular rigpig immigrant
  02/13/18
lol
demanding sinister candlestick maker
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
Passionate Cobalt Electric Furnace Partner
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
violent useless stead filthpig
  02/13/18
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demanding sinister candlestick maker
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Trip Range Kitty Cat
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Swashbuckling Corn Cake
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Passionate Cobalt Electric Furnace Partner
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
painfully honest lettuce resort
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
violent useless stead filthpig
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
painfully honest lettuce resort
  02/13/18
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Magical kitchen athletic conference
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
bright spectacular rigpig immigrant
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
soul-stirring keepsake machete
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
milky electric cuckoldry
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
erotic multi-billionaire sneaky criminal
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
wild cruise ship juggernaut
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Magical kitchen athletic conference
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
violent useless stead filthpig
  02/13/18
...
frisky exciting principal's office personal credit line
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
wild cruise ship juggernaut
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
demanding sinister candlestick maker
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
wild cruise ship juggernaut
  02/13/18
180
demanding sinister candlestick maker
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
demanding sinister candlestick maker
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
Trip Range Kitty Cat
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
odious genital piercing stage
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Heady bossy area
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
lake legal warrant public bath
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
Swashbuckling Corn Cake
  02/13/18
...
Ultramarine Supple Travel Guidebook
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
Razzle silver incel sound barrier
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
wild cruise ship juggernaut
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
violent useless stead filthpig
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
Razzle silver incel sound barrier
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
violent useless stead filthpig
  02/13/18
...
Trip Range Kitty Cat
  02/13/18
...
Razzle silver incel sound barrier
  02/13/18
lol
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Swashbuckling Corn Cake
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cracking bat shit crazy love of her life
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
soul-stirring keepsake machete
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Soggy Poppy Box Office
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
Trip Range Kitty Cat
  02/13/18
All of the above.
alcoholic chest-beating faggotry
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
milky electric cuckoldry
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Copper rehab
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
thriller rose indian lodge internal respiration
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ultramarine Supple Travel Guidebook
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
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  02/16/18
Turn gay
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: wild cruise ship juggernaut

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: sticky field

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Hilarious nursing home sandwich

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: dull irradiated trailer park

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Carnelian Razzmatazz Hospital

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Trip Range Kitty Cat

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: aquamarine mad cow disease parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: bright spectacular rigpig immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: demanding sinister candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Passionate Cobalt Electric Furnace Partner

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: violent useless stead filthpig

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: demanding sinister candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Trip Range Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Ivory boyish temple goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate Cobalt Electric Furnace Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: painfully honest lettuce resort

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: violent useless stead filthpig

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: painfully honest lettuce resort

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: bright spectacular rigpig immigrant

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: milky electric cuckoldry

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: erotic multi-billionaire sneaky criminal

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: wild cruise ship juggernaut

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Magical kitchen athletic conference

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: violent useless stead filthpig

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: frisky exciting principal's office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: wild cruise ship juggernaut

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: demanding sinister candlestick maker

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: wild cruise ship juggernaut

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: demanding sinister candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: demanding sinister candlestick maker

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Trip Range Kitty Cat

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: odious genital piercing stage

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Heady bossy area

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: lake legal warrant public bath

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corn Cake

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Supple Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle silver incel sound barrier

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: wild cruise ship juggernaut

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: violent useless stead filthpig

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle silver incel sound barrier

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: violent useless stead filthpig

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Trip Range Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Razzle silver incel sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: thriller rose indian lodge internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: cracking bat shit crazy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Soggy Poppy Box Office

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Trip Range Kitty Cat

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: alcoholic chest-beating faggotry

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: milky electric cuckoldry

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Copper rehab

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: thriller rose indian lodge internal respiration

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Supple Travel Guidebook

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Chestnut piazza mexican

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Indirect Expression

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2:#44679825)