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Curb Season 12: Larry David opens sushi bar on Ventura Blvd to compete w CSLG

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They already did a restaurant opening episode
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*season and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant ...
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Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brag...
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[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi...
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I’m crying laughing this is 180
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I really, really, really, really, really like it here.
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It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!
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cr. LD phoned it in
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IRASSHAIMASE!
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has to be dropping soon (s. 12)
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wtf is taking them so long to announce it
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Date: July 7th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Pistol



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:08 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lay nowag

They already did a restaurant opening episode

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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School

*season

and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant opening shit twice -- mocha joe's and the actual restaurant



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: chocolate geriatric heaven jap

cslg: "hey brother, what's happening!? dude you see the market today? brother i'm down like 15%! it's killer, but i'm still rich as fuck. so what's up with you?"

larry: "oh... hey guru. i'm, just, uh... meeting richard for lunch for some sushi... kinda in a rush."

cslg: "oh wow, brother, that's awesome! here, take a stack of my cards. if he ever needs a lawyer tell him to give me a call. you know, i'm actually opening up my..."

larry: "hey, guru... i'm kinda in a rush, i'll see you la..."

cslg: "no worries brother, email me some time. i'm meeting up with the mongolian chef and his wife for the new sushi bar. thinking about making her part of his equity contribution if you know what i mean, haha... alright brother you need some more cards..."

larry: "wait... you're opening a sushi restaurant with a *mongolian* head chef? you can't do that. that's not sushi"

cslg: "brother you gotta take risks in life, you know what i mean? a lot of people told me you couldn't get rich from overprescribing shots for minor soft tissue injuries, but check out these settlement checks *pulls out iPhone*"

larry [getting eye to eye]: "listen you little rat faced kike, you can't just have a bunch of mongolians putting fish on rice and call it sushi... it's not real. it's never gonna work"

cslg: "haha woah brother, chill out! my life is awesome, i'm taking risks. you should try it man. seinfeld was, what, 30 years ago now? brother email me, when i open it'll be my treat. here, take some more cards..."

larry: "you don't get it, you little punk... i'm not going to stand for some bastardized mongolian sushi. i'll start my own restaurant"

cslg: "haha, i'm sure you will brother! like the coffee shop? or the play? no worries brother, i'll keep you out if you're serious. i've helped a lot of people out around here. gotta go brother, email me. here, take some more cards"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5148435&forum_id=2:#44812843)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: cerebral gas station people who are hurt



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:01 AM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:07 AM
Author: Mustard indian lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Saffron Dopamine



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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Comical Office Fat Ankles

Wow can’t believe I missed this. 180

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Date: December 26th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: Copper vivacious private investor business firm



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:05 PM
Author: henna pervert bawdyhouse



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: henna pervert bawdyhouse



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Date: February 18th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling state

Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brags that his restaurant is more authentic because it has a "real Japanese" chef instead of a Mongolian but later finds out Chandler is allergic to seaweed and can't make any of the rolls.

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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: submissive twisted hissy fit

I thought the concept would be like Mongolian BBQ where you try to cram as much sushi on your plate as possible for a fixed price.

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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: chocolate geriatric heaven jap



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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: spruce school cafeteria gunner



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple

[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi bar]

LARRY: No, it was that lawyer.

JEFF: What lawyer?

LARRY: Remember I bumped into his car in the valley and he tried to get $500,000 from me?

JEFF: Oh yeah.

LARRY: And it wasn't even a real accident, I was only going like three miles an hour.

JEFF: That was crazy. So it's a spite sushi bar?

LARRY: Yeah, pretty much.

JEFF: But you don't even eat sushi. What is this one? Some kind of seaweed wrap?

LARRY: I have no idea.

JEFF: You don't have a clue what you're doing, do you?

LARRY: No, I don't.

[RICHARD LEWIS enters]

RICHARD: When I heard you were down here selling sushi I thought it had to be some kind of fucking joke.

LARRY: I'm just trying to drive someone out of business. It's a long story.

RICHARD: I really don't have time for this shit, man. I have a heart condition, I'm allergic to everything, and my girlfriend won't even talk to me.

LARRY: Oh, cue the violins. He's allergic to the sushi! Richard can't eat the sushi!

RICHARD: Fuck you, I'm getting out of here.

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

[CSLG enters]

CSLG: Hey, Larry! Welcome to the neighborhood!

SUSIE: Who the fuck is this?

LARRY: It's the lawyer who owns the sushi place across the street.

SUSIE: Lawyer? What?

CSLG: Congratulations on the grand opening, Larry! Place looks great!

LARRY: Thanks.

CSLG: Well, I guess I can't really stay seeing how we're competitors, but I just wanted to drop off these Disneyland tickets for you and your wife. I also have floor seats at the Lakers game if you'd like to join us next week.

LARRY: Wow, I don't know what to say.

SUSIE: See Larry, he brought you these wonderful gifts out of the goodness of his heart. Now that is how neighbors should treat each other.

LARRY: Yeah, thanks.

CSLG: Okay Larry, you have a good one! Email me!

[CSLG waves goodbye and walks across the street]

LARRY: Oh that reminds me, Leon should be here any minute. He's bringing me those sushi knives or whatever they're called.

JEFF: Sushi knives?

LARRY: Yeah, they're the sharpest in the world. Cost like five grand.

[Sound of loud collision outside]

SUSIE: Oh my God! He killed him!

LARRY: Holy shit!

[Leon runs inside after hitting CSLG with his Escalade]

JEFF: What the fuck!

LARRY: He's covered in blood! Call an ambulance!

LEON: Motherfucker walked right in front of me!

LARRY: He's trying to say something!

CSLG: Chuh, chuh, chuh.

[CSLG spits out teeth and coughs blood onto sidewalk]

LARRY: What is he saying?

JEFF: I don't know!

CSLG: Ander. Chuh, chuh, chuh.

LARRY: Is he praying? What is that?

CSLG: Chander. Chandler.

LARRY: Chandler? Who's Chandler?

JEFF: I have no idea!

LARRY: Does anyone know who Chandler is? I'm looking for a Chandler! I need to find Chandler!

[Paramedics load CSLG into ambulance as CURB theme plays]

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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker circlehead

I’m crying laughing this is 180

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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: crimson preventive strike meetinghouse

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

***

Thank you, I died at this part.

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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:54 PM
Author: dull casino



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: Mustard indian lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: chocolate geriatric heaven jap



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Godawful razzle stage kitty

This is a masterpiece, but how does a grocery clerk afford HBO?

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chartreuse giraffe



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Saffron Dopamine



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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Saffron Dopamine



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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Spectacular hell



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: stimulating cruise ship pozpig



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:46 PM
Author: drab hyperactive dog poop idiot



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Date: November 16th, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Comical Office Fat Ankles



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: henna pervert bawdyhouse



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling state

I really, really, really, really, really like it here.

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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: red boiling water candlestick maker



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:31 PM
Author: submissive twisted hissy fit



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: February 18th, 2026 1:51 AM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: evan39



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Date: July 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Godawful razzle stage kitty

It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!

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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 17th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling shimmering pit



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Date: July 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: glittery flesh field

Unbelievable how bad that show is now. The post-hiatus seasons are nothing like the earlier ones.

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:24 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School

cr. LD phoned it in

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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Fragrant pocket flask

IRASSHAIMASE!

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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: October 19th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference mad-dog skullcap

has to be dropping soon (s. 12)

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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School

wtf is taking them so long to announce it

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Date: January 5th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: out-of-control splenetic temple



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:48 PM
Author: Mauve Reading Party School



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Scarlet concupiscible selfie



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