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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk
  07/17/22
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Ebony temple
  07/17/22
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Cheese-eating home
  07/17/22
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pearl crusty ticket booth dragon
  07/18/22
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Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk
  09/29/22
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Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
vermilion wrinkle sound barrier
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
vermilion wrinkle sound barrier
  01/07/23
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pearl crusty ticket booth dragon
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
domesticated abode corn cake
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
domesticated abode corn cake
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Soggy university tank
  03/18/23
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Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
domesticated abode corn cake
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
slippery titillating range
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
orange headpube
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Cyan boistinker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Cyan boistinker
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cyan boistinker
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
angry brethren library
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Cyan boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Cyan boistinker
  08/23/24
...
Cyan boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Cyan boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Cyan boistinker
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cyan boistinker
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Unholy nursing home potus
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
low-t box office internal respiration
  09/28/24
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Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Cyan boistinker
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cyan boistinker
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Ebony temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: pearl crusty ticket booth dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: vermilion wrinkle sound barrier

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: vermilion wrinkle sound barrier

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: pearl crusty ticket booth dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: domesticated abode corn cake

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: domesticated abode corn cake

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Soggy university tank

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: domesticated abode corn cake

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: slippery titillating range

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: orange headpube

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: angry brethren library

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Unholy nursing home potus

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: low-t box office internal respiration

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Duck-like Pisswyrm Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Cyan boistinker

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49932244)