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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Sinister fear-inspiring state
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Sinister fear-inspiring state
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
scarlet fortuitous meteor ticket booth
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Duck-like charismatic box office associate
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Insanely creepy tripping rigor
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
startling multi-colored mad-dog skullcap electric furnace
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
magenta outnumbered theatre
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
electric striped hyena
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
balding insecure parlor
  09/05/22
...
Soggy confused headpube sound barrier
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
comical burgundy faggotry
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
White Stead
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
White Stead
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
III Forks?
White Stead
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/05/22
End of an era
White Stead
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
White Stead
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/06/22
...
Sinister fear-inspiring state
  09/06/22
...
tantric cream hell jewess
  09/06/22
...
Duck-like charismatic box office associate
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
balding insecure parlor
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
flickering frisky love of her life
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
flickering frisky love of her life
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
slap-happy potus
  09/05/22
I love men
chartreuse fragrant rehab
  09/06/22
ran here
flickering frisky love of her life
  09/06/22
...
galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin
  09/06/22
...
Mahogany National Mental Disorder
  09/06/22
...
pungent laughsome office
  09/06/22
...
hyperactive low-t property
  09/07/22
...
Alcoholic Church
  09/07/22
...
hairraiser irate space
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
balding insecure parlor
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin
  09/06/22
Same.
pungent laughsome office
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
hyperactive low-t property
  09/07/22
...
galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
pungent laughsome office
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
Henna haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
Pearly therapy giraffe
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
balding insecure parlor
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
Mewling death wish
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
Trust If Aryan
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
slap-happy potus
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
Pearly therapy giraffe
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
slap-happy potus
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
Heady plum windowlicker
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
magenta outnumbered theatre
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
Heady plum windowlicker
  09/06/22
...
Pearly therapy giraffe
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
Talented double fault
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
slap-happy potus
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
Smoky flirting affirmative action legal warrant
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
Self-absorbed razzle factory reset button
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
Doobsian Aqua House Mood
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
Salmon Institution Sneaky Criminal
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
Milky shrine
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
Rose Locus
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
hairraiser irate space
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
Sapphire pontificating boistinker
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
jet queen of the night
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
mauve soul-stirring meetinghouse stock car
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Orchid Big-titted Center
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
slap-happy potus
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
startling multi-colored mad-dog skullcap electric furnace
  09/06/22
wwop
Henna haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
Buck-toothed Claret Fanboi
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
demanding base bbw
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/06/22
he's right tho
Poppy big pisswyrm
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Mahogany National Mental Disorder
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
razzle-dazzle infuriating forum party of the first part
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
cordovan area
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
pale coffee pot university
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
slap-happy potus
  09/07/22
We did it!
pale coffee pot university
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
Buff Mind-boggling Halford
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
slap-happy potus
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
hairraiser irate space
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
hairraiser irate space
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
slap-happy potus
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
balding insecure parlor
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
Seedy mustard organic girlfriend
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Obsidian titillating lodge
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
Fuchsia whorehouse circlehead
  12/05/25
...
Salmon Institution Sneaky Criminal
  12/05/25
...
magenta outnumbered theatre
  12/05/25
...
Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!
  12/22/25
...
Lilac macaca codepig
  12/05/25
To be fair, Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem ve...
To be fair
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Sinister fear-inspiring state

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Sinister fear-inspiring state

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: scarlet fortuitous meteor ticket booth

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Duck-like charismatic box office associate

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tripping rigor

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: startling multi-colored mad-dog skullcap electric furnace

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: magenta outnumbered theatre

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: electric striped hyena

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: balding insecure parlor

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Soggy confused headpube sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: comical burgundy faggotry

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: White Stead

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: White Stead

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: White Stead

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: White Stead

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: White Stead

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Sinister fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: tantric cream hell jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Duck-like charismatic box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: balding insecure parlor

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: flickering frisky love of her life

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: flickering frisky love of her life

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: chartreuse fragrant rehab

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: flickering frisky love of her life

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Mahogany National Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: pungent laughsome office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: hyperactive low-t property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: hairraiser irate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: balding insecure parlor

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: pungent laughsome office

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: hyperactive low-t property

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: pungent laughsome office

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Henna haunted graveyard orchestra pit

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: Pearly therapy giraffe

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: balding insecure parlor

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Mewling death wish

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: slap-happy potus

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: Pearly therapy giraffe

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: slap-happy potus

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: Heady plum windowlicker

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: magenta outnumbered theatre

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: Heady plum windowlicker

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: Pearly therapy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: Talented double fault

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: slap-happy potus

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: Smoky flirting affirmative action legal warrant

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: Self-absorbed razzle factory reset button

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Doobsian Aqua House Mood

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Salmon Institution Sneaky Criminal

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Milky shrine

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Rose Locus

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: hairraiser irate space

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Sapphire pontificating boistinker

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: jet queen of the night

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: mauve soul-stirring meetinghouse stock car

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Orchid Big-titted Center

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: slap-happy potus

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: startling multi-colored mad-dog skullcap electric furnace

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Henna haunted graveyard orchestra pit

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Claret Fanboi

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: demanding base bbw

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Poppy big pisswyrm

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Mahogany National Mental Disorder

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle infuriating forum party of the first part

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: cordovan area

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: pale coffee pot university

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: pale coffee pot university

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Halford

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: hairraiser irate space

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: hairraiser irate space

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Translucent territorial bawdyhouse cuckoldry

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: slap-happy potus

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: balding insecure parlor

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Seedy mustard organic girlfriend

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Bronze Trailer Park

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Obsidian titillating lodge

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia whorehouse circlehead

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Salmon Institution Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: magenta outnumbered theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Lilac macaca codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2:#49531454)