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| multi-colored scourge upon the earth stock car | 01/03/23 |
| Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: multi-colored scourge upon the earth stock car One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: multi-colored scourge upon the earth stock car Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: nudist hissy fit feces 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: multi-colored scourge upon the earth stock car Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: lascivious slippery office really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Narrow-minded garnet laser beams nursing home alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: supple range anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: supple range so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: supple range It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Out-of-control Kitty Cat Church 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#46206733) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle judgmental theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Bearded newt plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: offensive glittery hominid space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Greedy Jet-lagged Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: erotic internal respiration SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Excitant internet-worthy dog poop crotch The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739348) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: vigorous volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Razzmatazz Yellow Hospital Pistol (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213069) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: alcoholic passionate university The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Narrow-minded garnet laser beams nursing home it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: vigorous volcanic crater when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620919) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213065) |