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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Indigo mexican
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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  04/09/23
sure bud
fishy immigrant
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Gay base
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
heady hospital nowag
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exciting property
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Irradiated Iridescent Theater
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Fragrant depressive sanctuary
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Lime Wrinkle Shitlib
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Geriatric violent university candlestick maker
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ocher dysfunction
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Flickering scourge upon the earth
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Big if true
fluffy stubborn den
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
ocher dysfunction
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin
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exciting property
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
Painfully Honest White Persian Masturbator
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Self-centered area legal warrant
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Lime Wrinkle Shitlib
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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concupiscible associate market
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Self-centered area legal warrant
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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heady hospital nowag
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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  05/10/23
new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Self-centered area legal warrant
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
heady hospital nowag
  05/10/23
throwaway?
cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
heady hospital nowag
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
bistre beady-eyed french chef
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
bistre beady-eyed french chef
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling azure friendly grandma set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Indigo mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: topaz marketing idea kitchen

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Glittery trump supporter

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Lime Wrinkle Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy haunted graveyard

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Indigo mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: mischievous roast beef ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Lime Wrinkle Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: fishy immigrant

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Gay base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: heady hospital nowag

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: exciting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Iridescent Theater

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: 180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Fragrant depressive sanctuary

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Lime Wrinkle Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Geriatric violent university candlestick maker

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: ocher dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: concupiscible associate market

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Flickering scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: fluffy stubborn den

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: ocher dysfunction

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: exciting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Painfully Honest White Persian Masturbator

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Self-centered area legal warrant

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest White Persian Masturbator

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Self-centered area legal warrant

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Lime Wrinkle Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: carmine disturbing site

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: vibrant henna forum

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: contagious pink ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: concupiscible associate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Self-centered area legal warrant

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: heady hospital nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: bistre beady-eyed french chef

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Turquoise cocky azn garrison

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Indigo mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Self-centered area legal warrant

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: heady hospital nowag

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: heady hospital nowag

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: heady hospital nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: bistre beady-eyed french chef

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: topaz marketing idea kitchen

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: bistre beady-eyed french chef

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Pervert

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: 180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Pervert

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: contagious pink ceo

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: marvelous bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: contagious pink ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Cracking keepsake machete laser beams

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Odious Free-loading Dilemma Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: cobalt balding step-uncle's house alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: vermilion nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: 180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: marvelous bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Gay base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser flatulent address

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Lime Wrinkle Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: 180 slimy meetinghouse hissy fit

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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