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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Wonderful filthpig
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
abusive abode mexican
  03/02/24
...
racy bronze goyim milk
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
razzle space
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Wonderful filthpig
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
razzle space
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Wonderful filthpig
  03/02/24
lmao
Useless appetizing pocket flask
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
sinister supple organic girlfriend sanctuary
  03/03/24
...
Cerebral Senate Chad
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
ocher stage candlestick maker
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Massive Magenta Locus
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Massive Magenta Locus
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
lime territorial property striped hyena
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
crawly cuck rigpig
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Aggressive volcanic crater
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
big legal warrant office
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
cocky bbw
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Frozen boyish double fault
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
balding associate
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
Amethyst Contagious Jew Fortuitous Meteor
  03/02/24
...
Very tactful elastic band
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Amethyst Contagious Jew Fortuitous Meteor
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Very tactful elastic band
  03/02/24
...
Useless appetizing pocket flask
  03/03/24
...
magical area dingle berry
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Twinkling glittery regret
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Carmine goal in life
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Carmine goal in life
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Saffron titillating set ceo
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
razzle space
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
floppy theatre
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
motley chestnut stead
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Buck-toothed stage liquid oxygen
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
irradiated gas station
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
big legal warrant office
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
crawly cuck rigpig
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
balding associate
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
lime territorial property striped hyena
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
balding associate
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
lilac high-end theater hominid
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive
  03/03/24
"shit"
Frozen boyish double fault
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Passionate disgusting stain pit
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
claret multi-colored deer antler
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Walnut market
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
White Macaca Menage
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Slate lodge mad cow disease
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
bateful site yarmulke
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
diverse station dopamine
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Ultramarine Hospital Voyeur
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Massive Magenta Locus
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
ocher stage candlestick maker
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
vengeful theater stage
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
vengeful theater stage
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/11/24
...
Cracking bipolar patrolman
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
lime territorial property striped hyena
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
heady pearly therapy quadroon
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
balding associate
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
balding associate
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
cocky bbw
  03/11/24
...
heady pearly therapy quadroon
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
vengeful theater stage
  03/11/24
120
dashing insecure toilet seat
  03/11/24
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Cerebral Senate Chad
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/12/24
...
Excitant background story temple
  03/12/24
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dull mentally impaired old irish cottage son of senegal
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
big legal warrant office
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
effete crackhouse
  03/13/24
...
Self-absorbed dilemma pistol
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
opaque confused lay
  03/13/24
...
racy bronze goyim milk
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
effete crackhouse
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
heady pearly therapy quadroon
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
swashbuckling low-t messiness
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Slate lodge mad cow disease
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Ultramarine Hospital Voyeur
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Self-absorbed dilemma pistol
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
crawly cuck rigpig
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
big legal warrant office
  03/13/24
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lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
effete crackhouse
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
adventurous fat ankles trust fund
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
crawly cuck rigpig
  03/16/24
...
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
lascivious mint national turdskin
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
racy bronze goyim milk
  03/16/24
...
Cracking bipolar patrolman
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
Stirring onyx kitchen
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
180 heaven
  03/16/24
...
lime territorial property striped hyena
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Bespoke Parlor
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Excitant background story temple
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
vengeful theater stage
  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Wonderful filthpig

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: abusive abode mexican

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: racy bronze goyim milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: razzle space

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Wonderful filthpig

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: razzle space

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Wonderful filthpig

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Useless appetizing pocket flask

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: sinister supple organic girlfriend sanctuary

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Senate Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: ocher stage candlestick maker

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Massive Magenta Locus

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Massive Magenta Locus

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: lime territorial property striped hyena

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: crawly cuck rigpig

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Aggressive volcanic crater

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: big legal warrant office

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: cocky bbw

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Frozen boyish double fault

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: balding associate

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Chrome learning disabled resort masturbator

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Contagious Jew Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Amethyst Contagious Jew Fortuitous Meteor

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Useless appetizing pocket flask



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: magical area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery regret

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Carmine goal in life

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Carmine goal in life

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Saffron titillating set ceo

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: razzle space

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: floppy theatre

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: motley chestnut stead

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stage liquid oxygen

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: irradiated gas station

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: big legal warrant office

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: crawly cuck rigpig

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: balding associate

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: lime territorial property striped hyena

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: balding associate

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: lilac high-end theater hominid

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Frozen boyish double fault

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Passionate disgusting stain pit

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: claret multi-colored deer antler

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Walnut market

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: White Macaca Menage

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Slate lodge mad cow disease

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: bateful site yarmulke

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: diverse station dopamine

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hospital Voyeur

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Massive Magenta Locus

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: ocher stage candlestick maker

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: snowy narrow-minded cruise ship depressive

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: vengeful theater stage

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: vengeful theater stage

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Cracking bipolar patrolman



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: lime territorial property striped hyena

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: heady pearly therapy quadroon

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: balding associate

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: balding associate

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: cocky bbw

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: heady pearly therapy quadroon



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: vengeful theater stage

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: dashing insecure toilet seat

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Senate Chad



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Excitant background story temple



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: dull mentally impaired old irish cottage son of senegal



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: big legal warrant office

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: effete crackhouse

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dilemma pistol



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: opaque confused lay

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: racy bronze goyim milk



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: effete crackhouse

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: heady pearly therapy quadroon

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling low-t messiness

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Slate lodge mad cow disease

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hospital Voyeur

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dilemma pistol

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: crawly cuck rigpig

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: greedy chapel



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: hairraiser genital piercing



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood weed whacker



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Cracking bipolar patrolman



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: sickened house blood rage

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: big legal warrant office

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: effete crackhouse

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles trust fund

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: crawly cuck rigpig

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spot antidepressant drug



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: lascivious mint national turdskin

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: racy bronze goyim milk

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Cracking bipolar patrolman



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring onyx kitchen

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Drab Histrionic International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Erotic laughsome telephone

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: 180 heaven

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: lime territorial property striped hyena



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Brilliant People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Parlor

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Excitant background story temple

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: pea-brained exciting corn cake school

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: opaque confused lay

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: vengeful theater stage

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Provocative codepig

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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