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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Provocative chestnut circlehead
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
cruel-hearted stirring jew
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Provocative chestnut circlehead
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Razzmatazz corn cake state
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut circlehead

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stirring jew

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut circlehead

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stirring jew

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Clear glittery whorehouse



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Contagious abnormal goyim

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puce spot sound barrier



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut circlehead



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Soggy garrison cuck



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: curious lettuce



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Clear glittery whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: slap-happy mahogany nibblets main people



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol ceo



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Blue pozpig theater stage

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut circlehead

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corn cake state

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: dull party of the first part piazza

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut circlehead

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Garnet razzle elastic band theater

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: adulterous plaza reading party



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: buff kitty cat parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: slap-happy mahogany nibblets main people



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: appetizing senate deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: sooty splenetic point



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Floppy space persian

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corn cake state

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Clear glittery whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: cheese-eating french chef



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: crimson cuckoldry philosopher-king

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: costumed fighting public bath dragon



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Disturbing Gaping

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corn cake state



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: buff kitty cat parlor

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Autistic twinkling institution community account

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corn cake state

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: angry area

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: diverse avocado native hairy legs

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: adulterous plaza reading party

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: coral supple sanctuary generalized bond

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: angry area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Clear glittery whorehouse



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Khaki Startling Internal Respiration Property



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: buff kitty cat parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: slap-happy mahogany nibblets main people



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol ceo



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: angry area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Bearded amethyst cruise ship athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: exciting mustard black woman international law enforcement agency

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: angry area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: diverse avocado native hairy legs

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: navy pit

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Bateful bipolar organic girlfriend

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: irradiated double fault site

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: appetizing senate deer antler

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring lodge

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol ceo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corn cake state

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2:#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: buff kitty cat parlor



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